# drunk darth vador attacks jedi

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**Created:** [May 21, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-darth-vador-attacks-jedi/48814 "2008-05-21T11:24:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-darth-vador-attacks-jedi/48814/1 "2008-05-21T11:24:32Z")

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[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north\_west/7360871.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm)

wtf? :lol:

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-darth-vador-attacks-jedi/48814/2 "2008-05-21T11:28:02Z")

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> The court was told he had a “chronic alcohol problem” and had drunk the best part of a 10-litre box of wine.

That’s a lot of wine to still be standing, let alone impersonating Vader.

> Defending, Frances Jones, said alcohol was “ruining his life” and he had no idea where he got the crutch from.

Some poor SOB with a broken foot probably had his crutch stolen by Vader besides.