# Drunk Ducks **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 21, 2013, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056 "2013-05-21T09:31:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GenPatton](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/genpatton/32/6760_2.png) [@GenPatton](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GenPatton)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/1 "2013-05-21T09:31:52Z")
So this is what I woke up to this morning in my pool …:wtf ![http://www.ambesi.me/images/gohomeyouredrunk.jpg](http://www.ambesi.me/images/gohomeyouredrunk.jpg) I honestly thought they’d just fly out, and hoped they would soon, as I put algaecide in the pool a few days earlier, but a couple hours later I came out to find 2 of them dead. So I did some quick work and disposed of the 2, and saved the last one with a pool net. He actually comprehended what I was doing. He was definitely injured, but Animal Services came by and took him away to the rehabilitation center. The Animal Service guy was just as confused as I was - there aren’t any bodies of water around my house. Ducks must’ve had a rough night :nuts Wish I knew their fate, I would’ve saved all 3, but, such is life. :dunno ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/2 "2013-05-21T09:36:57Z")
Holy shit!!! Paging PJB!!! He’s a pro at ducks being in the pool. [http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=17649&highlight=Ducks+pool](http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=17649&highlight=Ducks+pool) ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/3 "2013-05-21T09:44:39Z")
Hahaha. Totally PJB status ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/4 "2013-05-21T09:50:19Z")
None in mine yet ---
**Author:** ![GenPatton](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/genpatton/32/6760_2.png) [@GenPatton](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GenPatton)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/5 "2013-05-21T09:52:43Z")
Wow that thread was nuts. I shall not be returning to this one. :crackup ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/6 "2013-05-21T10:05:14Z")
I’m pretty sure the solution was pee in the pool. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/7 "2013-05-21T10:59:28Z")
> [@New car 02 stratus r/t](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-car-02-stratus-r-t/52773/8): > > I’m pretty sure the solution was pee in the pool. do you mean there was pee in the pool or pee in the pool is the fix? ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/8 "2013-05-21T11:02:16Z")
He peed in the pool and the ducks left. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/9 "2013-05-21T11:03:33Z")
ahh so it was not only the solution in the pool, it was the solution to the problem. 2 DUCKS WITH ONE PEE! ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/10 "2013-05-21T11:06:17Z")
Well played. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/11 "2013-05-21T18:57:55Z")
Put some fucking water in your pool. ---
**Author:** ![MikeyB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mikeyb/32/6448_2.png) [@MikeyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeyB)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/12 "2013-05-21T20:52:10Z")
repz^^^ ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/13 "2013-05-25T08:55:41Z")
> [@\*Official\* Shredd & Reagan Cruise Night Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shredd-reagan-cruise-night-thread/47806/632): > > ahh so it was not only the solution in the pool, it was the solution to the problem. > > 2 DUCKS WITH ONE PEE JAY BEE! also fixed. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-ducks/267056/14 "2013-05-25T18:09:12Z")
You got termites eating through your liner if your waters that low also and didn’t drain water out. Ducks are chill.