# drunk, naked, high, masturbating, hookers....lets go for a ride!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 22, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681 "2008-08-22T06:55:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/1 "2008-08-22T06:55:21Z")
> **[Drunk, High, Naked Driver Crashes Into Parked Car While Masturbating... But...](https://jalopnik.com/5039764/drunk-high-naked-driver-crashes-into-parked-car-while-masturbating-but-wait-theres-more)**
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> Canadian James Boppre, former owner of a successful landscaping business, was on parole with house arrest on condition of sobriety after drunk driving and weapons convictions. On the evening of July 30th, Boppre fell off the wagon in a serious way....
SWEET!!
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/2 "2008-08-22T06:57:25Z")
Sounds like a good solid night.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/3 "2008-08-22T06:57:50Z")
> On the evening of July 30th, Boppre fell off the wagon in a serious way. It started out with booze and ended with Boppre crashing into a parked car, speeding, drunk, high on crack, and masturbating naked with a similarly nude hooker, who was also masturbating. Yeah,
Sounds like a Friday night with eviljay
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/4 "2008-08-22T06:57:59Z")
L O L
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/5 "2008-08-22T07:00:01Z")
You said you had a good time!
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### Author:  [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/6 "2008-08-22T07:02:45Z")
just another saturday
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/7 "2008-08-22T07:02:51Z")
lol what a mess this guy is. lol what a way to get caught.
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### Author:  [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/8 "2008-08-22T07:05:06Z")
> [@yeamabu](#):
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> lol what a mess this guy is. lol what a way to get caught.
blaze of glory 🤣
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/9 "2008-08-22T07:15:48Z")
> [@EvilJay](#):
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> You said you had a good time!
great minds think alike.
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/10 "2008-08-22T07:49:41Z")
hey if your gonna do something, gotta do it right!
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/11 "2008-08-22T08:13:49Z")
So the hooker and the man were masturbating? Why weren’t they banging out? It’d be a better story if she was riding him when he crashed. And he blamed it on the titties.
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/12 "2008-08-22T08:37:46Z")
Wow pure awesome!
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### Author:  [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/13 "2008-08-22T08:56:26Z")
> [@dawn](#):
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> So the hooker and the man were masturbating? Why weren’t they banging out? It’d be a better story if she was riding him when he crashed. And he blamed it on the titties.
he was probably too poor to afford the whole package :gotme:
spent all his money on the crack
omg this story is awesome.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/14 "2008-08-22T09:03:37Z")
> [@dawn](#):
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> So the hooker and the man were masturbating? Why weren’t they banging out? It’d be a better story if she was riding him when he crashed. And he blamed it on the titties.
hearing dawn talk about sex is way grosser than thinking about my parents fucking.
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/15 "2008-08-22T09:40:48Z")
this is going to be hard for him to beat next time.
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### Author:  [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/16 "2008-08-22T09:41:46Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> hearing dawn talk about sex is way grosser than thinking about my parents fucking.
🤣