# drunk, naked, high, masturbating, hookers....lets go for a ride!

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**Created:** [August 22, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681 "2008-08-22T06:55:21Z")
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### Author: ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-naked-high-masturbating-hookers-lets-go-for-a-ride/53681/13 "2008-08-22T08:56:26Z")

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> [@dawn](#):
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> So the hooker and the man were masturbating? Why weren’t they banging out? It’d be a better story if she was riding him when he crashed. And he blamed it on the titties.

he was probably too poor to afford the whole package :gotme:

spent all his money on the crack

omg this story is awesome.

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