# Drunk Parking Not a Problem anymore.

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 30, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243 "2007-05-30T18:23:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/1 "2007-05-30T18:23:59Z")

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🤣

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### Author: ![Lazylaser](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lazylaser/32/6033_2.png) [@Lazylaser](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lazylaser)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/2 "2007-05-30T18:40:53Z")

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When I’m drunk my car usually finds a way to park itself, just not where I want it to go.

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### Author: ![foz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/foz/32/6028_2.png) [@foz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foz)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/3 "2007-05-30T19:19:05Z")

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like a lexus then…

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### Author: ![SloWhite\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowhite_z/32/5969_2.png) [@SloWhite\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SloWhite_Z)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/4 "2007-05-30T19:24:23Z")

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I see bad things coming from this

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### Author: ![Woody616](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/59ef9b/32.png) [@Woody616](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Woody616)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/5 "2007-05-30T19:24:42Z")

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would be fun to take your drivers test in it:rofl:

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/6 "2007-05-30T20:47:58Z")

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> [@Pepsi Center incident](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pepsi-center-incident/30472/15):
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> would be fun to take your drivers test in it:rofl:

PAT transit for you.

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### Author: ![PurpleMongoose](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purplemongoose/32/3349_2.png) [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/7 "2007-05-30T21:02:47Z")

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If you can’t put your toys away when you’re done playing with them, you should just leave them in the toybox.

Cars today have all sorts of crap to “assist.”

There’s cars that park themselves, or apply the brakes/sound alarms if you get too close to the car in front… GPS tells people where to turn… I guess I don’t understand; I’m old-school, I guess. I like to be in charge of the vehicle I’m driving, not the other way around.

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/8 "2007-05-30T21:11:01Z")

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When i worked for us xpress, the volvo had eaton vorad on the front and the passenger side. Annoying stuff. good thing it had volume control.

It was useless on hilly highways, It would pickup the overhead bridges.  
Then the company wonders why or think your following to closely when they download it. to keep you in check :rolleyes:

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### Author: ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/9 "2007-05-31T00:49:51Z")

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🤣

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### Author: ![7.5hotrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/7.5hotrod/32/5993_2.png) [@7.5hotrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/7.5hotrod)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2007, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/10 "2007-05-31T08:44:27Z")

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thats pretty nuts

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### Author: ![gsxgate24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@gsxgate24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gsxgate24)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2007, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-parking-not-a-problem-anymore/190243/11 "2007-05-31T10:22:30Z")

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lexus did it. i like the new volvo shit tho
