# DUDES. Any recent bush sightings? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 29, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663 "2006-08-29T13:02:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/1 "2006-08-29T13:02:43Z")
I am a pretty good resource on this. I hardly ever encounter any vag hair at all anymore. [let’s make the joke now: omg that’s because you need to stop hooking up with chicks in middle school] but really… i have bumped into 1 or two in the past months… i’m not a fan of this at all. weather it’s a burly nappy heavy winter bush, or simply some groomed fuzz… though i obviously would choose the latter… any sightings recently? we all know that whatever albinomonkeyrat tossed it in was obscured by a wall of flab, so lets just discount his opinion right now. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/2 "2006-08-29T13:04:29Z")
Everyday. Twice if I’m nice. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/3 "2006-08-29T13:05:34Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > Everyday. Twice if I’m nice. so she keeps a kitten in her lap, always? tdown. ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/4 "2006-08-29T13:06:04Z")
yuck, gtfo w/ this shit. worthless ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/5 "2006-08-29T13:06:41Z")
dos is mad cause he loves bush ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/6 "2006-08-29T13:07:21Z")
dos is mad when they don’t trim it because it seems shorter. and by it… i mean, you know. COCK! ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/7 "2006-08-29T13:07:28Z")
> [@newman](#): > > so she keeps a kitten in her lap, always? tdown. > [@newman](#): > > **or simply some groomed fuzz** … :tup: and that’s about as far as Im going with that 😉 ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/8 "2006-08-29T13:08:19Z")
landing strip ☹ but used to be shaved 😢 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/9 "2006-08-29T13:09:14Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > :tup: > > and that’s about as far as Im going with that 😉 so it’s in the shape of an N? ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/10 "2006-08-29T13:09:20Z")
> [@newman](#): > > dos is mad when they don’t trim it because it seems shorter. > > and by it… i mean, you know. COCK! don tell them our secert :gay: ---
**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/11 "2006-08-29T13:09:21Z")
Laser hair removal FTMFW ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/12 "2006-08-29T13:11:28Z")
i pluck ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/13 "2006-08-29T13:11:35Z")
> [@JoesTypeS](#): > > Laser hair removal FTMFW I can only imagine what a laser hair removal technician must think… ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/14 "2006-08-29T13:13:36Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > I can only imagine what a laser hair removal technician must think… or how it must smell… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/15 "2006-08-29T13:14:42Z")
i’ve encountered a HORRIBLE shave job… where it was shaved up top… around the vag area… then when it gets down the the bottomr of the vag it got hairy… needless to say… i haven;t hooked up with her since, actually she calls me daily and i ignore her everytime > [@LAFENGAS](#): > > or how it must smell… mmmm burnt trout ---
**Author:** ![myHonda1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/myhonda1/32/4960_2.png) [@myHonda1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/myHonda1)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/16 "2006-08-29T13:16:03Z")
Dorito chip ☹ Landing strip ☹ Brazilian 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/17 "2006-08-29T13:16:14Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > or how it must smell… How about the laser technician who is “manipulating the flesh” to get at a stubborn folicle, and is rewarded with a chub? “Hell-oooo there little guy” ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/18 "2006-08-29T13:18:26Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > i’ve encountered a HORRIBLE shave job… where it was shaved up top… around the vag area… then when it gets down the the bottomr of the vag it got hairy… needless to say… i haven;t hooked up with her since, actually she calls me daily and i ignore her everytime > > mmmm burnt trout yeah. fucking put your leg on the edge of the tub and look you whore. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/19 "2006-08-29T13:20:37Z")
for the record: hairy asshole would have to be the worst. (unless it’s a landing strip going through her bean trap…then it’s kinda cool) ---
**Author:** ![95Z28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/85e7bf/32.png) [@95Z28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95Z28)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663/20 "2006-08-29T13:25:24Z")
this thread makes me :lol:. But I’ve been lucky I haven’t had any hairy clam sightings whatsoever since like high school 😃 [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dudes-any-recent-bush-sightings/16663.md?page=2)