# Dumb comments from car dealers. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 9, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083 "2006-03-09T07:34:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/1 "2006-03-09T07:34:02Z")
GO: Whilst looking at an evo 9 (same salesman as eclipseblur): “This car is fast” “It has r **o** caro seats” “i really like fish/i bought a new apartment/check out these fish/i have a pretty nice car…it’s a 2002 accord, auto… gonna put a body kit on it, maybe throw a little money in the engine” While looking at the STi: “This car is fast” “You will never blow this motor” ---
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/2 "2006-03-09T07:38:57Z")
me-“i wanna test drive the SVT.” them- “sorry we can’t allow that…” me-" uh…i ment the focus" them- " oh, oh, ok right away sir!!" ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/3 "2006-03-09T07:47:27Z")
> While looking at the STi: > “This car is fast” > “You will never blow this motor” 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/4 "2006-03-09T07:49:58Z")
> [@newman](#): > > “You will never blow this motor” You should have quoted him on that While looking at RSX’s “So, the type-s’s have variable valve timing on both intake and exhaust valves?” Salesguy: “Hmmm…yeap, she’s definitely got VTEC.” While looking at STi’s Salesguy: “These tires, they’re practically like flypaper. You’ll need em to hold back your 300 horses so you’re not flying off the road!” :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/5 "2006-03-09T07:58:28Z")
Looking at an SVT Lightning Dealer: “This truck is crazy fast. Its the same motor as the F150 but tuned to 400hp” Me: “Oh yeah?” Dealer: “Yup” For those who don’t know, the Lightning is Supercharged and made 360hp in the model year I was looking at. At a used car dealer many years ago. Dealer: “This car will get you ladies.” Me: - Dealer: “Ask Joe over there. He took the car out last night. Joe, were the ladies checking you out in this thing last night?” Joe: “Yeah definately” Me: - Dealer: “Its pretty sweet” Me: - The car in question was a 94 Cavalier Z24 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/6 "2006-03-09T08:02:08Z")
i totally checked out a guy in a z24 last night. it was the balls, man! ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/7 "2006-03-09T08:03:36Z")
> [@newman](#): > > “You will never blow this motor” laughable. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/8 "2006-03-09T08:04:27Z")
> [@newman](#): > > i totally checked out a guy in a z24 last night. it was the balls, man! Of course, who wouldn’t!?!? ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/9 "2006-03-09T08:14:26Z")
“its got a strong transmission” right before i bought the GTP and blew the tranny the next day… ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/10 "2006-03-09T08:18:33Z")
so if you couldent get an evo, would you consider an eclipse? have you seen it? its pretty sweet. :wat around the corner of a car, eclipse comes into view: dealer- there, take a look at that (in a voice like he is so impressed with the car) ---
**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/11 "2006-03-09T08:19:58Z")
xHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![OneFastMonkey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onefastmonkey/32/7241_2.png) [@OneFastMonkey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OneFastMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/12 "2006-03-09T08:23:55Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Dealer: “This car will get you ladies.” > Me: - > Dealer: “Ask Joe over there. He took the car out last night. Joe, were the ladies checking you out in this thing last night?” > Joe: “Yeah definately” > Me: - > Dealer: “Its pretty sweet” > Me: - > > The car in question was a 94 Cavalier Z24 HAHAHAHA what a bunch of homos ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/13 "2006-03-09T08:24:43Z")
test driving the RX8: dealer : “feel free to _beat_ on it…ok maybe not that much” ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/14 "2006-03-09T08:30:33Z")
_at mitsu dealer with newman_ sales guy: now the evo 9 does come with the 8 vortex generators newman: yeaa sales guy: now are you familiar what the votex generated does newman: umm yeaa kinda… sales guy: well it directs all the ait to stay over the spoiler newman: yeaaaaa sales guy: yea. its pretty sweet. you should check outt he video, its soo cool ---
**Author:** ![Fetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/15 "2006-03-09T08:32:53Z")
“I haven’t dealt with many SUV **imports** but this one is definately pretty nice.” ~Dealer talking about the Jeep that I ended up buying. ---
**Author:** ![duck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duck/32/7183_2.png) [@duck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duck)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/16 "2006-03-09T08:35:26Z")
while test driving a mustang cobra at a stop sign: dealer: “go ahead give it some gas, it really picks up” me: “really?” dealer: “yeah, GO FOR IT” me: _launch_ dealer: “ow ow my neck” and he proceeded to bitch about his neck for 20 minutes and told me it’s ok it was his fault, but i left that cry baby and went on my way. ---
**Author:** ![Goldenboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c2a13f/32.png) [@Goldenboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Goldenboy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/17 "2006-03-09T08:38:04Z")
> [@duck](#): > > while test driving a mustang cobra at a stop sign: > dealer: “go ahead give it some gas, it really picks up” > me: “really?” > dealer: “yeah, GO FOR IT” > me: _launch_ > dealer: “ow ow my neck” > and he proceeded to bitch about his neck for 20 minutes and told me it’s ok it was his fault, but i left that cry baby and went on my way. thats hilarious lol ---
**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/18 "2006-03-09T08:48:54Z")
when talking to a guy at Paddock about a WS6 i was gonna buy, then carfaxed it and showed it to the salesman, so i had proof it was in an acident: Me: so has this car e ver been in an accident? him: oooo no, never, this car is in pristine shpae, not a scratch on her! me: (hands over the car fax) so what about this? carfax says it was totaled and rebuilt him: thats a lie! you’re trusting carfax? thats wrong, we know everything about this car. we’re the biggest chevy dealer in NY, y would we lie to our customers? ---
**Author:** ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/19 "2006-03-09T08:49:37Z")
Looking at my car: “High Quality Hubcaps” :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083/20 "2006-03-09T08:53:06Z")
> [@MonteCarloChick](#): > > Looking at my car: > > “High Quality Hubcaps” > > :bloated: rofl, that is dumb. who would describe anything on that POS as “high quality” [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dumb-comments-from-car-dealers/9083.md?page=2)