# Dust Shield lol wut? **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Automotive\ **Created:** [May 30, 2009, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930 "2009-05-30T07:47:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AhmadG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ahmadg/32/5577_2.png) [@AhmadG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AhmadG)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/21 "2009-05-31T11:17:09Z")
Fine, here’s something that I was laughing at earlier. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Clutchfire](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clutchfire/32/5654_2.png) [@Clutchfire](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clutchfire)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/22 "2009-05-31T13:24:19Z")
+5 same man story dude lol. I figure quick and easy weight reduction. ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/23 "2009-05-31T14:49:19Z")
> [@Breaking News : Saddam Hussein will be executed no later than Saturday](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-saddam-hussein-will-be-executed-no-later-than-saturday/22278/5): > > I officially love son… can’t believe this shit is car chat LMAO Officially it is car chat!.. When I sneezed and farted at the same time I was in a minivan with 6 other people!..Yup windows closed due to rain, AC on, on “recirculate interior air” mode!!!..NIIIIIIIIIICE!..It just caused the fart to recirculate so we can enjoy it over and over and over again and again LOL!!! ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/24 "2009-05-31T16:58:53Z")
> [@NYC Newyears anyone going?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyc-newyears-anyone-going/22282/4): > > Officially it is car chat!.. When I sneezed and farted at the same time I was in a minivan with 6 other people!..Yup windows closed due to rain, AC on, on “recirculate interior air” mode!!!..NIIIIIIIIIICE!..It just caused the fart to recirculate so we can enjoy it over and over and over again and again LOL!!! hahaha, and did no one admit to the fart? Or did everyone pretty much know it was you? rofl ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/25 "2009-05-31T19:02:41Z")
> [@NYC Newyears anyone going?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyc-newyears-anyone-going/22282/6): > > hahaha, and did no one admit to the fart? Or did everyone pretty much know it was you? rofl Well it was an awkward situation because if I was in a minivan with a group of friends everyone would of been like “WTF WHO THE FUCK FARTED?” “FUCK IT STINK!”…But!!! I was in a minivan with a group of strangers (free shuttle service for a automotive sub-prime lenders convention down town) and no one knew one another so it was reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyy awkward because you can tell people smelled it by the expresions on their faces, they were all looking at one another with that disgusted WTF look on their faces, but they were all too embarrassed to say anything. Meanwhile I was just ready to burst laughing… It was an escapee type fart (A fart that slips out accidentally) with a rotten egg mixed with alcohol and with swamp ass sweat type scent…it was terrible. Ahmad, Bro I am so sorry for taking over your thread and going way off topic I don’t know why but I tend to do that sometimes…but it seems like here at SON we have a thing about farts …at least me and Mark do LOL! ---
**Author:** ![AhmadG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ahmadg/32/5577_2.png) [@AhmadG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AhmadG)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/26 "2009-05-31T19:22:57Z")
^I honestly don’t mind, I find it very entertaining. lol Btw, watch that youtube link I posted earlier, it made me laugh so hard, maybe it was the post-exam alcohol spree. ---
**Author:** ![Hector](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/43a26b/32.png) [@Hector](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hector)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/27 "2009-05-31T23:59:21Z")
> [@free ringtone promotion from VZW](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-ringtone-promotion-from-vzw/22242/13): > > but it seems like here at SON we have a thing about farts …at least me and Mark do LOL! maybe its cuz u two havent actually heard a fart from your own ass since u two met? not enough anal tension, little too much anal attention? i remember reading somewhere the things u enjoy talking about the most are things from your life that u no longer are able to do… so i do see your fart fetish being totally justified considering the circumstance well u two ass pirates have fun, ill be in my room eating beans and listening to the thunderous roar or my super man sized flatulence, expelling farts that are nothing short of epic on the db scale, farts of monumental proportions, fart so loud that even Zeus himself would come down from mount olympus just to marvel in all its glory yet still being humble enough to giggle like a little school girl… mmmmmKAY bye bye for now kids ---
**Author:** ![87s15lt1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/87s15lt1/32/5706_2.png) [@87s15lt1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87s15lt1)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/28 "2009-06-01T05:55:27Z")
^^^ Dude. Like what the fuck! HAHA. Way over board I must say. You win ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/29 "2009-06-01T06:11:41Z")
> [@Alternative to Adelphia (timewarner)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternative-to-adelphia-timewarner/22294/7): > > maybe its cuz u two havent actually heard a fart from your own ass since u two met? not enough anal tension, little too much anal attention? i remember reading somewhere the things u enjoy talking about the most are things from your life that u no longer are able to do… so i do see your fart fetish being totally justified considering the circumstance > > well u two ass pirates have fun, ill be in my room eating beans and listening to the thunderous roar or my super man sized flatulence, expelling farts that are nothing short of epic on the db scale, farts of monumental proportions, fart so loud that even Zeus himself would come down from mount olympus just to marvel in all its glory yet still being humble enough to giggle like a little school girl… > > mmmmmKAY bye bye for now kids ahahaha, you should call into 102.1 The Edge for the “What’s wrong with you” contest. You’d definitely win, LOL And some of you may have missed it but Toronto240sx John has posted a couple of fart stories and they are always hilarious. Especially the elevator and the hot girl one. ---
**Author:** ![Hector](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/43a26b/32.png) [@Hector](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hector)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/30 "2009-06-01T08:04:43Z")
> [@Alternative to Adelphia (timewarner)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternative-to-adelphia-timewarner/22294/9): > > ^^^ > > Dude. Like what the fuck! HAHA. Way over board I must say. > > You win yea well i was super tired , try narrating what i said in Morgan freemans voice, its even funnier ---
**Author:** ![Hector](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/43a26b/32.png) [@Hector](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hector)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/31 "2009-06-01T08:06:15Z")
> [@Fobwall"](#): > > ahahaha, you should call into 102.1 The Edge for the “What’s wrong with you” contest. > > You’d definitely win, LOL > > And some of you may have missed it but Toronto240sx John has posted a couple of fart stories and they are always hilarious. Especially the elevator and the hot girl one. i remember all of them… i nw something is wrong with me , i also enjoy peanut butter and mayonayse sandwiches ---
**Author:** ![AhmadG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ahmadg/32/5577_2.png) [@AhmadG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AhmadG)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/32 "2009-06-01T08:41:24Z")
Hector, I remember when you posted “my tummy turns french fries into poop”. I almost died laughing. Wow this thread’s direction is just…I don’t know what to say, AWESOME. The worst is when you’re with a girl or in a professional situation and you have more lbs/min than a GT3076R pending release, and there’s nowhere for it to go…ass clenching only works to a certain degree. ---
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/33 "2009-06-01T09:02:08Z")
i once had a really stinky fart just before going through a ride program… the cop definatly smelt it when he stuck his nose in the car… the look on his face was priceless. and Farts are hilarious. tell me the last time you didn’t laugh at a fart? Cause i think farts are the only thing that is always funny. Jokes can be funny or not. But Farts always crack me up!!! ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/34 "2009-06-01T13:37:08Z")
> [@Skinny"](#): > > i once had a really stinky fart just before going through a ride program… the cop definatly smelt it when he stuck his nose in the car… the look on his face was priceless. > and Farts are hilarious. tell me the last time you didn’t laugh at a fart? Cause i think farts are the only thing that is always funny. Jokes can be funny or not. But Farts always crack me up!!! ahahahahha ---
**Author:** ![AhmadG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ahmadg/32/5577_2.png) [@AhmadG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AhmadG)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930/35 "2009-06-02T07:43:26Z")
^That’s great, lollll he was checking for alcohol and got smurfed. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dust-shield-lol-wut/124930.md?page=1)