# DWI or Get Fucked in the Ass (Black Cop)

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 28, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682 "2007-06-28T22:36:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/21 "2007-06-29T03:22:46Z")

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i’d make my bf take it up the ass then have that shit on his record.

and i’d watch. so i voted up the ass for him. :tup:

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**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 3:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/22 "2007-06-29T03:24:16Z")

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[quote=“Daddie,post:2,topic:31682"”]

I’d bet you’d take it up the ass for a seat belt ticket, you closet homo.

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HAHA he’d take it up the ass for FUN.

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**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/23 "2007-06-29T03:42:59Z")

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![http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/juicedss/puppies.jpg](http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/juicedss/puppies.jpg)

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/24 "2007-06-29T05:27:02Z")

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lol @ the Zong zinger

that is all. its too early to be thinking about this subject

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**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/25 "2007-06-29T05:54:38Z")

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This poll is dumb. If you knew you were tanked and would blow over the limit, you should refuse to take the tests.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/26 "2007-06-29T06:04:38Z")

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[quote=“nappy1380,post:25,topic:31682"”]

This poll is dumb. If you knew you were tanked and would blow over the limit, you should refuse to take the tests.

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thats just about the worst thing u can do.

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/27 "2007-06-29T06:11:32Z")

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hahaha, i kinda forgot we were talking about this last night.

probably the only time i’ll ever say DWI FTW.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/28 "2007-06-29T06:11:35Z")

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^winner

and you are a homo…

I am with howie on this…there is no amount of money (ok maybe not no amount, but it would have to have so many 0s in it, that it would not fit on a check) to take a pounding.

homo.

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**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/29 "2007-06-29T06:21:04Z")

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Oh Boy…where do these questions come from?  
First its : which peanut butter do you prefer to pleasure yourself with?

And now its this!!!

BTW I would take it in the ass

Walking funny \> High Car Insurance

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**Author:** ![dozr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@dozr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dozr)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/30 "2007-06-29T06:36:40Z")

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[quote=“boardjnky4,post:26,topic:31682"”]

thats just about the worst thing u can do.

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Wrong. Talk to a lawyer buddy. If in doubt, refuse the tests. You’ll lose your license, but you have little to no defense in court once you blow.

6 months no license \> DWI

I have several cops in my family and I have talked to several lawyers and they will all tell you the same thing. Don’t blow.

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/31 "2007-06-29T06:41:17Z")

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just when i thought your posts couldn’t be any more fucked up… :bloated:

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/32 "2007-06-29T07:17:20Z")

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[quote=“dozr,post:30,topic:31682"”]

Wrong. Talk to a lawyer buddy. If in doubt, refuse the tests. You’ll lose your license, but you have little to no defense in court once you blow.

6 months no license \> DWI

I have several cops in my family and I have talked to several lawyers and they will all tell you the same thing. Don’t blow.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/33 "2007-06-29T07:18:38Z")

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So after putting a large amount of thought into it I’ve decided DWI, as such I also will be creating a fancy diagram of how I came to that conclusion.

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/34 "2007-06-29T07:20:15Z")

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I’d take the DWI. If you get a good lawyer, you can get it reduced to a DUI. And since .12 isn’t THAT much over the limit. I’d rather have a restricted license for a couple months, then have to get asshole surgery for a black dude ripping my insides up. Grosssssssssss.

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**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/35 "2007-06-29T07:55:36Z")

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i vote DWI, but the girls shouldnt care, no one will make fun of you for taking it in the poop chute

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**Author:** ![16vCorvette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/b487fb/32.png) [@16vCorvette](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/16vCorvette)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/36 "2007-06-29T09:04:39Z")

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I just don’t drink & drive.

Now what if the cop was the one from Pulp Fiction & he brought out the gimp ?

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**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/37 "2007-06-29T09:08:42Z")

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[quote=“16vCorvette,post:36,topic:31682"”]

I just don’t drink & drive.

Now what if the cop was the one from Pulp Fiction & he brought out the gimp ?

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haha very well said. How about you just don’t drink and drive and then you can avoid the possible butt secks all together.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/38 "2007-06-29T09:49:30Z")

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[quote=“16vCorvette,post:36,topic:31682"”]

I just don’t drink & drive.

Now what if the cop was the one from Pulp Fiction & he brought out the gimp ?

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Time for kinky bondage butt-sex?

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**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/39 "2007-06-29T09:52:02Z")

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fuzzy wheres the diagram???

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dwi-or-get-fucked-in-the-ass-black-cop/31682/40 "2007-06-29T09:56:18Z")

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I’m at work, it wouldn’t be entirely appropiate to make here.

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