# Ebonics Pre-Flight Checklist

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebonics-pre-flight-checklist/3865>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 26, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebonics-pre-flight-checklist/3865 "2005-10-26T16:48:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![PumiceT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@PumiceT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PumiceT)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebonics-pre-flight-checklist/3865/1 "2005-10-26T16:48:41Z")

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I found this to be pretty funny. No offense to people this would offend. Actually, no offense to people this doesn’t offend either. But, definitely offense meant for those you didn’t read this or click the link.

[Link](http://resolutionart.com/mp3/Shirley-Q-Liquor_-_Ebonics_Airways_Pre-Flight_Checklist.mp3)

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**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebonics-pre-flight-checklist/3865/2 "2005-10-27T10:11:15Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebonics-pre-flight-checklist/3865/3 "2005-10-27T14:28:55Z")

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i giggled.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebonics-pre-flight-checklist/3865/4 "2005-10-27T15:09:14Z")

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stupid

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebonics-pre-flight-checklist/3865/5 "2005-10-27T20:48:45Z")

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wow that was amazingly unfunny