# Effin, broads, why so difficult! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 24, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172 "2007-11-24T01:06:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/1 "2007-11-24T01:06:26Z")
Ok chics, yer at a bar. You make crazy eye contact-mad smiles etc, then when the guy makes a move you shy away!, WTF- grow a pair or f\*ck off! UGH!! your so difficult! “Lisa Turtle”- if yer out there, what the shit!! lol, ya i know its a fake name it was fun at first but still! ---
**Author:** ![jenheartsyou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@jenheartsyou](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jenheartsyou)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/2 "2007-11-24T01:16:14Z")
maybe shes a lesbian and thought you were a girl from afar, and then when lisa turtle got up close, she realized you were in fact a boy. ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/3 "2007-11-24T01:18:07Z")
![http://sbtb2001.tripod.com/lisa.jpg](http://sbtb2001.tripod.com/lisa.jpg) HAHAHHAHA ---
**Author:** ![jenheartsyou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@jenheartsyou](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jenheartsyou)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/4 "2007-11-24T01:20:38Z")
also see: 1. tease - A member of the opposite sex, usually a female who entices you into thinking you have a chance. Almost always ends with you having blue balls and feelings of sorrow, resentment and bitterness. ---
**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/5 "2007-11-24T02:10:55Z")
You meet girlfriends at Tops. You meet slam pigs and cum dumpsters at bars. Sounds like you need to sharpen your game up. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/6 "2007-11-24T04:53:24Z")
[quote=“02svtfocus,post:5,topic:39172"”] You meet girlfriends at Wegmans. [/quote] Fixed. You meet white trash at Tops. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/7 "2007-11-24T05:09:59Z")
Wait so all I need to do is sit in a grocery store? Is that where all the 70 y/o hotties are, dammmmn! ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/8 "2007-11-24T06:45:19Z")
[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:6,topic:39172"”] Fixed. You meet white trash at Tops. [/quote] lol. x2 ---
**Author:** ![Dlucas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c77e96/32.png) [@Dlucas](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dlucas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/9 "2007-11-24T08:26:01Z")
She was actually smiling at the better looking, more intelligent guy behind you who she knew wouldn’t complain to strangers on the internet about her. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/10 "2007-11-24T08:31:07Z")
[quote=“Dlucas,post:9,topic:39172"”] She was actually smiling at the better looking, more intelligent guy behind you who she knew wouldn’t complain to strangers on the internet about her. [/quote] 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/11 "2007-11-24T08:58:48Z")
[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:6,topic:39172"”] Fixed. You meet white trash at Tops. [/quote] haha terribly true:P ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/12 "2007-11-24T09:08:33Z")
Serious. Go do some food shopping at Wegmans on a Sunday am or Saturday afternoon… Damnnnnnnnnnn The one on Maple :tup: The Wegmans in North Buffalo, butch lesbians ---
**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/13 "2007-11-24T09:22:36Z")
[quote=“98SS10"”] grow a pair or f\*ck off! [/quote] Paging Dr. Freud… ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/14 "2007-11-24T09:31:37Z")
SEE SIG and you meet nice girls at weddings. or, at least i did ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/15 "2007-11-24T09:33:01Z")
lol. ok so im sober today- Glad i saw this thread otherwise i would have forgotten. No, she was definatly diggin me but who the fuck knows. We chatted blah blah, dont remember bout what, i guess i didnt care enough, she was def a hottie though! btw “cool” sig, i didnt end up goin to Hoolihans. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/16 "2007-11-24T10:14:46Z")
[quote=“98SS10,post:15,topic:39172"”] lol. ok so im sober today- Glad i saw this thread otherwise i would have forgotten. No, she was definatly diggin me but who the fuck knows. We chatted blah blah, dont remember bout what, i guess i didnt care enough, she was def a hottie though! btw “cool” sig, i didnt end up goin to Hoolihans. [/quote] lol its not the fact that you did or didnt go to the bar, its the fact that when i read that i lol’d for about 5 minutes. and you actually used the term “gettin’ my freak on” ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/17 "2007-11-24T11:50:20Z")
wow. no wonder your wife left you. you’re a pussy. ---
**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/18 "2007-11-24T11:57:20Z")
who cares if the one girl that looked at you didnt run over and ask u to bend her over and pull her hair next time buy her some drinks, go to the next slut, or get a hooker if ur that desperate ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/19 "2007-11-24T12:00:49Z")
Type O Negative Unsuccessfully coping with the natural beauty of infidelity [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK6s4w0\_wCY](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK6s4w0_wCY) NWS Can’t believe i didn’t think of this sooner, listen to the song maybe you will feel better? Reminds me of your signature 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/20 "2007-11-24T12:01:24Z")
i love being married. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172.md?page=2)