# Effin, broads, why so difficult!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 24, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172 "2007-11-24T01:06:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2007, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/41 "2007-11-25T09:05:34Z")
if shes throwin’ you “mad” smiles, you obviously should grab her ass and reel her in via pockets… if she turns to walk away, ill throw a fish hook in for good measure sometimes
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### Author:  [@Dlucas](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dlucas)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2007, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/42 "2007-11-25T09:10:18Z")
[quote=“Willybeen,post:41,topic:39172"”]
if shes throwin’ you “mad” smiles, you obviously should grab her ass and reel her in via pockets… if she turns to walk away, ill throw a fish hook in for good measure sometimes
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But what if that doesn’t work?
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### Author:  [@Dlucas](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dlucas)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2007, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/43 "2007-11-25T09:11:04Z")
Oh, right…
Throw one of these in your pockets before you leave the house.
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2007, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/44 "2007-11-25T09:12:22Z")
[quote=“98SS10,post:24,topic:39172"”]
BTW Newman, cant wait to meet you bud.
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Are you going to try to put your finger in his bum and hope he becomes your new gf?
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### Author:  [@speedracer329](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedracer329)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2007, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/45 "2007-11-25T11:01:02Z")
> this is really creepy.
> Next maybe you can club her…and drag her home by the hair…It worked for cavemen…
> I don’t know if its the “women’s back pockets are meant for you to reel them in” or the “you must of been hugging/holding her, because you got her name” part… but this post gets a big…
my bad… my avatar is Patrick Bateman, i figured people would get the connection, aside from being quite gullible do you like phil collins?:blah:
you all make me lol, this reminds me of the time i told jenheartsyou i was going to kill myself and she was 1 step away from calling a suicide hotline… larf people are silly… reaction is priceless though
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/46 "2007-11-25T11:05:54Z")
HAHAHA i was waiting for you to chime in. I deffinatley knew you werent serious but it was funny. Woot for Patrick Bateman.
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### Author:  [@3hree5ive0ero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/3hree5ive0ero)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/47 "2007-11-25T15:40:02Z")
[quote=“Zong,post:35,topic:39172"”]
I meet my girlfriends at summit park mall
nothing makes a girl looser than a 8 pound fetus
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nothing but the cream of the crop at summit
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### Author:  [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/48 "2007-11-25T16:42:25Z")
Don’t just stare at it, eat it
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### Author:  [@speedracer329](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedracer329)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/49 "2007-11-25T20:02:15Z")
[quote=“Bassdegrime,post:48,topic:39172"”]
Don’t just stare at it, eat it
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haha yes
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### Author:  [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/effin-broads-why-so-difficult/39172/50 "2007-11-25T20:03:53Z")
she just wanted a drink…
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