# Election Joke
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 1, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124 "2004-11-01T22:11:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/1 "2004-11-01T22:11:01Z")
On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Isle in his Pope-mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic commotion just off shore.
There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a harpoon into the shark’s side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious John Kerry from the water.
Then using baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately, the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. “I give you my blessings for your brave actions,” he told them. “I heard that there was some bitter hatred between the President and Mr. Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”
As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Cheney, “Who was that?”
“That was the Pope,” Cheney replied. “He is in direct contact with God and has all of God’s wisdom.”
“Well,” President Bush said, “he may have access to God’s wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about shark fishing…how’s the bait holding up?”
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/2 "2004-11-01T22:47:16Z")
:hsugh:
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### Author:  [@grandamld9](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grandamld9)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/3 "2004-11-01T23:17:11Z")
:bigok:
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### Author:  [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/4 "2004-11-02T02:56:57Z")
Good One !
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/5 "2004-11-02T05:27:09Z")
GWB sounds like he is a good shark fisherman. Does that make him a master baiter?
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### Author:  [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/6 "2004-11-02T05:31:28Z")
:madfawk: the pope & the Catholic church
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/7 "2004-11-02T06:55:43Z")
> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> Does that make him a master baiter?
maybe…he’s certainly no mass debator.
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/8 "2004-11-02T07:04:53Z")
If he was determined to become a chef and learned alot of culinary skills, everytime someone ate bread prepared by him they could say: “Wow, that George Bush is a master baker!”
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/9 "2004-11-02T07:11:22Z")
> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> If he was determined to become a chef and learned alot of culinary skills, everytime someone ate bread prepared by him they could say: “Wow, that George Bush is a master baker!”
ok…
that was reaching too far…
💤
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/10 "2004-11-02T07:28:03Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> ok…
>
> that was reaching too far…
>
> 💤
… and it’s still the most entertainig thing going on right now…
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/11 "2004-11-02T07:29:43Z")
> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> … and it’s still the most entertainig thing going on right now…
sadly, yes.
and now that i’m leaving to cast my vote for president kerry, you’ll have to entertain yourself.
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### Author:  [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/12 "2004-11-02T07:45:48Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> sadly, yes.
>
> and now that i’m leaving to cast my vote for president kerry, you’ll have to entertain yourself.
DONT DO IT
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/election-joke/170124/13 "2004-11-02T07:48:08Z")
I will be casting my vote promptly at 5pm when my duties to my employer are fulfilled. Until then I am sure I can find a way to entertain myself. I can type one handed well, bait a hook well, and bake a pie well. 🤣