# elise\>old drunk lady's ass **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [July 13, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554 "2006-07-13T19:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/1 "2006-07-13T19:57:28Z")
driving back from TITS with Notch DC5 shotty in the elise and dan behind us in the sti, ipull up next to a newer white sedan (new malibu?). The guy rolls down hiw window and says something to the effect of “nice fucking car man, niiiice fuuuuckinggggg carrrrrr…” He is trashed beyond belief, slurring his words like crazy. Well, he’s like “want my wife to moon you?”. We just start lauging because he’s obviously joking… He’s like, "she’s gonna moon you!, you want her too? So i’m like, “no thanks man” Well, he’s like “come on man, she’s already got her pants down…”… Then sure enough… we have a 50 year old woman showing us her bare ass from the passenger seat. WTF. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/2 "2006-07-13T20:02:00Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/3 "2006-07-13T20:11:31Z")
nice lol :tup: ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/4 "2006-07-13T20:17:30Z")
pics or well, you know ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/5 "2006-07-13T20:20:14Z")
Elises get the pan-tees Dowwwwwwwwn. ---
**Author:** ![BDR\_LT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a3d4f5/32.png) [@BDR\_LT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BDR_LT1)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/6 "2006-07-13T20:20:35Z")
nice :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/7 "2006-07-13T20:31:37Z")
How is this a \> thread when you get some old ass in your face. Shouldn’t that be in the other way? ---
**Author:** ![SI01](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/si01/32/7187_2.png) [@SI01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SI01)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/8 "2006-07-13T20:36:25Z")
^^^ pretty much. I’d have called the plate number in for drunk driving just for getting old saggy ass to the face. ---
**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/9 "2006-07-13T20:54:24Z")
and then the guy blew the next red light, really bad. ---
**Author:** ![ugo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ugo/32/7430_2.png) [@ugo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ugo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/10 "2006-07-13T21:35:43Z")
So, was it decent 50 y/o ass, or skanky one?:cjerk: ---
**Author:** ![IROC-Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iroc-z/32/7389_2.png) [@IROC-Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IROC-Z)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/11 "2006-07-13T23:03:36Z")
Lol, I seen both of your cars downtown tonight. They look good :tup: ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/12 "2006-07-14T03:30:12Z")
haha Im glad i went to liars and wasnt exposed to that. Now i need to finaly get to bed before i have a stroke :ham: OMG my fucking head is pounding 😢 ---
**Author:** ![notch-dc5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/919ad9/32.png) [@notch-dc5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/notch-dc5)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/13 "2006-07-14T05:39:59Z")
it was such a sloppy out of shape ass ---
**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/14 "2006-07-14T05:46:28Z")
Ya I saw you guys rolling down Chippawa. My friends were like, “d00d!!! What kinda car is that?!?!?” lol. and no pics of the nasty woman ass? I bet if there was man sausage there’d be pics. Car looks good though. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/15 "2006-07-14T07:52:03Z")
The sick part is that if her pants were already down, she was probably “having fun” with herself in the passenger seat… ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/16 "2006-07-14T07:56:17Z")
> [@Jagermeister](#): > > The sick part is that if her pants were already down, she was probably “having fun” with herself in the passenger seat… haha, no, she pulled them down while he was talking. i didn’t want to believe it was happeneing but it was. shudder. ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/17 "2006-07-14T07:57:04Z")
> [@newman](#): > > haha, no, she pulled them down while he was talking. i didn’t want to believe it was happeneing > but it was. > > shudder. eww this thread should be the other way. old ladys ass \> Elise ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/18 "2006-07-14T08:00:21Z")
old man ass (think newmans old sig) \< old lady ass \< \* so technically the thread title is correct ---
**Author:** ![OneFastMonkey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onefastmonkey/32/7241_2.png) [@OneFastMonkey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OneFastMonkey)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/19 "2006-07-14T08:30:00Z")
> [@Jagermeister](#): > > The sick part is that if her pants were already down, she was probably “having fun” with herself in the passenger seat… Thats hot:banghead: ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554/20 "2006-07-14T08:33:32Z")
Damn. Between seeing Twizted’s dick and this lady’s ass you’re on a roll. Play on playa. :lol: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elise-old-drunk-ladys-ass/14554.md?page=2)