# EMAIL on New Orleans \*Not George Carlin\* **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 18, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529 "2005-10-18T11:49:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/1 "2005-10-18T11:49:35Z")
Subject: George Carlin on New Orleans "Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans… First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, Let’s go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it’s coming) #1. A mandatory evacuation means just that…Get the hell out. Don’t blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn’t said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out… if you didn’t, it’s your fault, not theirs. (We don’t want to hear it, even if you don’t have a car, you can get out.) #2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you didn’t do this, it’s not the Government’s fault you’re starving. #2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some. (Remember, shoes, TV’s, DVD’s and CD’s are not edible. Leave them alone.) #2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your neighbor’s TV and stereo alone. (See #2a) They worked hard to get their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory evacuation, doesn’t give you the right to take their stuff…it’s theirs, not yours. #3. If someone comes in to help you, don’t shoot at them and then complain no one is helping you. I’m not getting shot to help save some dumbass who didn’t leave when told to do so. #4. If you are in your house that is completely under water, your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If someone does want them, let them have them and hopefully they’ll die in the filth. Just leave! (It’s New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them.) #5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn’t go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn’t build your house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your country some good and join the Navy. #6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn’t create the Hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US Government didn’t cause global warming that caused the hurricane (We’ve been coming out of an ice age for over a million years). #7. The government isn’t responsible for giving you anything. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually working for a living. President Kennedy said it best…“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/2 "2005-10-18T11:51:25Z")
i ❤ George Carlin 4 L ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/3 "2005-10-18T11:52:31Z")
I agree with almost all of that ---
**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/4 "2005-10-18T11:54:12Z")
George Carlin always kicks ass. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/5 "2005-10-18T11:57:07Z")
That doesnt sound anything like Carlin’s style. _edit_ [http://www.snopes.com/katrina/soapbox/carlin.asp](http://www.snopes.com/katrina/soapbox/carlin.asp) > George Carlin offers this bit of wisdom: “Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it came from one of my albums, books, HBO shows, or appeared on my website.” Now that, ^^, is an ironic statement. ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/6 "2005-10-18T11:58:46Z")
carlin is awesome ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/7 "2005-10-18T11:59:22Z")
lol hell yeah. btw hes coming to sheas again this year. ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/8 "2005-10-18T12:17:02Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > I agree with almost all of that > [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > The US Government didn’t create the Hurricane no really howie, the government didnt create it. you are just going to have to believe that. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/9 "2005-10-18T12:18:33Z")
Someone emailed that to me. I don’t think it was really GC. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/10 "2005-10-18T12:20:02Z")
> [@AWDrifter](#): > > Someone emailed that to me. > I don’t think it was really GC. > [@Nikuk](#): > > That doesnt sound anything like Carlin’s style. > > _edit_ > > [http://www.snopes.com/katrina/soapbox/carlin.asp](http://www.snopes.com/katrina/soapbox/carlin.asp) > > Now that, ^^, is an ironic statement. It’s not. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/11 "2005-10-18T12:23:25Z")
I can actually see that becuase George Carlin does not like the Government… I thought it odd that he was being so supportive of the Government considering how highly he sees our President. ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/12 "2005-10-18T12:26:11Z")
^^ but i can see him doing this bit, then trashing fema for about 10 min ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/13 "2005-10-18T12:26:33Z")
:tup: even though it’s not from Carlin. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/14 "2005-10-18T12:28:33Z")
not only does he not stand for ‘the’ government, he doesnt stand for government in general. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/15 "2005-10-18T13:11:48Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > I agree with almost all of that :wstupid: ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/16 "2005-10-18T13:34:30Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > It’s not. Good work super slueth. I was going to post that I didn’ think it was Carlin. There is so much shit on the internet that people post and then to validate it, say that Carlin said it. Ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/email-on-new-orleans-not-george-carlin/3529/17 "2005-10-18T13:39:33Z")
:word: