# Engineering jokes, for the engineers on the board :)
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**Created:** [March 30, 2007, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/engineering-jokes-for-the-engineers-on-the-board/133229 "2007-03-30T06:46:59Z")
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### Author:  [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2007, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/engineering-jokes-for-the-engineers-on-the-board/133229/1 "2007-03-30T06:46:59Z")
> Engineering jokes, for the engineers on the board 🙂
>
> Have fun!
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> * * *
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> Understanding Engineers
> Understanding Engineers - Take One:
>
> Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
> The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, Minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
> The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”
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> Understanding Engineers - Take Two
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> To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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> Understanding Engineers - Take Three
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> A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a Particularly slow group of golfers.
> The engineer fumed, “What’s with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”
> The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept Golf!”
> The priest said, “Here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with Him.”
> He said, “Hello, George! What’s wrong with that group ahead of us?
> They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
> The greens keeper replied, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind fire fighters.
> They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
> The group fell silent for a moment.
> The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
> The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
> The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”
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> Understanding Engineers - Take Four
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> What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
> Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets
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> Understanding Engineers - Take Five
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> The graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The
> Graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” The
> Graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?” The
> Graduate with an arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
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> Understanding Engineers - Take Six
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> Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.” The last
> one said, “No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”
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> Understanding Engineers - Take Seven
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> Normal people believe that if it isn’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it isn’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
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### Author:  [@louis110](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/louis110)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/engineering-jokes-for-the-engineers-on-the-board/133229/2 "2007-03-30T22:51:11Z")
here’s another one for the engies:
[youtu.be/nLTkrv6b2k4](https://youtu.be/nLTkrv6b2k4)