# Entourage **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 18, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124 "2007-06-18T20:00:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/341 "2009-07-21T20:43:40Z")
#47 Entourage It’s Sunday night. You and 3 of your bros are sitting around your Bro Pad talking about how fucking hammered you got last night and what slam pieces you crushed. That’s when you remember – “fuck me, I have to go to work tomorrow.” Sunday nights suck because it represents the longest possible time before you can get fucked up and bang a stranger again. This is as close to depression that bros ever get. Never fear though, for the next few months bros can put away their straight razors. Why is that you ask? Because now Sunday Night means Entourage. Bros fucking love Entourage. Bros have seen every episode and have all the seasons on DVD. If you have never seen Entourage – you are not a bro. Bros love complaining about how the show has gone so far downhill since the first season. Bros love that all the characters do is talk about getting fucked up and banging slampieces. Bros love the fact that they all completely shit on girls. Except for E, he’s an annoying little bitch. Bros have no idea how he ever pulls any tail. Bros think Vince is the worst character on the show and that Adrien Grenier is a horrible actor. Bros fucking love Ari – mostly because he curses and makes fun of gays and women all the time. This makes bros feel better about themselves, as they should. Johnny Drama is another favorite character of bros because he says funny shit all the time. If you are fat, never get any ass, and smoke weed chances are Turtle is your favorite character. And one thing is for sure – bros fucking hate Dom. Overall, what it really breaks down to is that bros want to be the Entourage crew. Bros love the show because it really is one of the only shows on TV that portrays bros being bros. Sure every season is basically the exact same thing except for the movie Vince is working on. Sure there is no fucking way Martin Scorcese would ever cast Vince as a lead in his movie. Sure the episodes are 21 minutes long. Sure E is 5’3’’ tops and no one would ever take him seriously, much less sleep with him. But as bros we look past all this and embrace the show for promoting the two most important qualities of being a bro – getting fucked up and banging slampieces. Posted by Ned’s Younger Brother at 7:27 PM ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/342 "2009-07-22T05:35:41Z")
Bros are into Entourage mostly becuase the show was based in Queens where the guys are from… I personally love it cuz its funny as shit. As soon as Lloyd and Ari are gone, I will stop watching. ---
**Author:** ![mike125k](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike125k/32/7282_2.png) [@mike125k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mike125k)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/343 "2009-07-22T09:42:43Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > I’d hit it because she’s the crazy type that would do whatever freaky shit you wanted. Sloan would be missionary and you’d have to say I love you after :uhh: Are we talking on the show or real life? Don’t you remember a few seasons back when E had the 3way with Sloan and her friend? Oh and yes, Sloan is amazing! Her in that dress at the premiere last week :jawdrop: ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/344 "2009-07-28T08:53:27Z")
what model ferrari was the one that vince gave to turtle? edit: nvmd california ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/345 "2009-07-28T08:55:38Z")
California ---
**Author:** ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/346 "2009-07-28T09:19:17Z")
> [@Beck](#): > > that girl was fucking BEAT. > > i’d rather beat off with sloan in the room than actually stick my dick in that miley wannabe. where is that girl from./… i know shes been in a movie or something in the past year or so, but shes not as skinny… she looks terrible on the show now ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/347 "2009-07-28T10:20:59Z")
> [@almostBrett](#): > > where is that girl from./… i know shes been in a movie or something in the past year or so, but shes not as skinny… > she looks terrible on the show now Shes the little slut in “Fools Gold” and she is in a Bill Murray movie where she shows vag and bewbs. She must be like 18 in that movie. ---
**Author:** ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/348 "2009-07-28T21:53:23Z")
> [@PureXTC](#): > > Shes the little slut in “Fools Gold” and she is in a Bill Murray movie where she shows vag and bewbs. She must be like 18 in that movie. fools gold… fffck that was pissing me off. thanks she looked better in that movie… maybe cause she weighted over 100 pounds ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/349 "2009-07-28T22:14:54Z")
> [@Beck](#): > > that girl was fucking BEAT. > > i’d rather beat off with sloan in the room than actually stick my dick in that miley wannabe. > [@almostBrett](#): > > fools gold… fffck that was pissing me off. thanks > > she looked better in that movie… maybe cause she weighted over 100 pounds Josh would disagree ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/350 "2009-07-30T22:27:36Z")
Anyone have clean episodes of S6E1-3? We just finished season 5 and can’t wait for the S6 DVD. We just want the first three episodes for a plane ride and then I’m ordering HBO or catching the rest somewhere else. (And before anyone bitches… I paid for every season to date on DVD and will be buying this one when available.) :wiggle: ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2009, 11:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/351 "2009-07-30T23:12:03Z")
Acting is getting cheesy, all buddy buddy. I do however like the new series HUNG, pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Jared](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jared/32/4976_2.png) [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/352 "2009-08-10T16:26:06Z")
![http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/fiddykitty.gif](http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/fiddykitty.gif) ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/353 "2009-08-10T16:55:52Z")
^^LOLLL ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/354 "2009-08-10T17:51:34Z")
if a Giants fan ever sees Tom Brady he tell him that he sucks balls. ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/355 "2009-08-20T12:28:14Z")
“In real life, do you think beautiful women would date fat dudes?” ha! [http://tv.yahoo.com/show/28361/videos/15143246](http://tv.yahoo.com/show/28361/videos/15143246) ---
**Author:** ![IanK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iank/32/5016_2.png) [@IanK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IanK)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/356 "2009-08-20T12:32:20Z")
> [@Vrooom](#): > > “In real life, do you think beautiful women would date fat dudes?” > > ha! > > [http://tv.yahoo.com/show/28361/videos/15143246](http://tv.yahoo.com/show/28361/videos/15143246) HaHa I saw that this morning, an epic failure. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/357 "2009-08-20T12:36:55Z")
LOLLL FAIL! ---
**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/358 "2009-08-20T13:16:06Z")
> [@fbrendan](#): > > Anyone have clean episodes of S6E1-3? > > We just finished season 5 and can’t wait for the S6 DVD. We just want the first three episodes for a plane ride and then I’m ordering HBO or catching the rest somewhere else. > > (And before anyone bitches… I paid for every season to date on DVD and will be buying this one when available.) > > :wiggle: I has HD of them all ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/359 "2009-09-06T19:31:37Z")
No episode today? ---
**Author:** ![BigRon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124/360 "2009-09-06T20:03:44Z")
I checked this morning and it said next episode on the 13th [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124.md?page=17) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/entourage/31124.md?page=19)