# Epic Story... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 1, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230 "2009-04-01T16:08:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/41 "2009-04-02T05:34:31Z")
Holy shit. That’s fucking awesome. I think the best line was, “Absolutely not, I love these bedsheets.” ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/42 "2009-04-02T05:49:14Z")
The best part is its true and i can actually see you guys saying that to the hookers. lol ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/43 "2009-04-02T06:02:17Z")
Cossey left out one small detail… My best friend and boyfriend are in AC, quite obviously drinking, and quite obviously spending money. I get a phone call at 4:30am and the first thought in my head is “Fuck. They got arrested. I’m going to have to call in to work, because I’m about to drive down to NJ and get these ass holes…” immediately followed by “Holy shit, I really hope this is the ‘I just won a $100,000,000 jackpot’ phone call” - Well turns out it was neither. I’m not sure how this worked out, but I could hear both of them perfectly although the phone was not on speaker, so I have a mental picture of the two of them yelling into the phone. Cossey telling Justin to shut up it’s his story, Justin telling me how he did NOT do anything with the hooker. On, and on, and on. And all the while I’m looking at the clock thinking about how I have to be up for work in two and a half hours. If I was not so tired, I would have been in tears due to this hilarity. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/44 "2009-04-02T06:23:28Z")
nicole, justin won his first million when he met u. aweeeeeee ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/45 "2009-04-02T06:26:27Z")
> [@starbucks sunday 8/27/06](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/starbucks-sunday-8-27-06/16445/55): > > nicole, justin won his first million when he met u. > > aweeeeeee :gay ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/46 "2009-04-02T06:28:34Z")
> [@starbucks sunday 8/27/06](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/starbucks-sunday-8-27-06/16445/55): > > nicole, justin won his first million when he met u. > > aweeeeeee Awwwww!! :hug ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/47 "2009-04-02T06:29:36Z")
> [@Is that Jacks Car I saw in the autotrader?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-jacks-car-i-saw-in-the-autotrader/16538/11): > > :gay hey there cutie, wanna E-cuddle? ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/48 "2009-04-02T07:00:09Z")
good story coss man. gotta be watchful of them sneaky hookers. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/49 "2009-04-02T07:21:37Z")
> [@FS: Olympus MP3 player and Logitech headsets](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-olympus-mp3-player-and-logitech-headsets/16517/11): > > hey there cutie, wanna E-cuddle? fuck ya, Can I spoon you this time, last time you spooned me you went to far and I still can’t shit right ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/50 "2009-04-02T08:02:55Z")
Weird things happen when you spend a night in a hotel room with Justin. A story is just bound to occur :rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/51 "2009-04-02T08:04:00Z")
> [@calling out the firehawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/calling-out-the-firehawk/16581/18): > > Weird things happen when you spend a night in a hotel room with Justin. A story is just bound to occur :rofl I think Cossey made out better than you did as far as that goes. :ohnoes ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/52 "2009-04-02T08:22:02Z")
We plan on going to AC more often, but staying in the ‘nicer’ area. From now on if any girl talks to me there, one of the first things I will ask is “are you a hooker?” If they say no, then room time it is with no payment afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/53 "2009-04-02T09:20:41Z")
We should make an official application form for any broad that approaches us in AC and wants to hang out. LOL! Next time we’re going to Harrah’s 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/54 "2009-04-02T09:25:32Z")
I stayed at the Flamingo, wasn’t bad. ---
**Author:** ![RossA4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce7236/32.png) [@RossA4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RossA4)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/55 "2009-04-02T09:31:18Z")
wow!!! thats pretty epic ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/56 "2009-04-02T09:39:54Z")
awesome story If you are walking the streets of AC anytime after 9pm and don’t get offered a BJ then there is something wrong with you. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/57 "2009-04-02T09:49:39Z")
> [@FS.Everything, lots of stuff](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-everything-lots-of-stuff/16318/11): > > fuck ya, Can I spoon you this time, last time you spooned me you went to far and I still can’t shit right take a laxative ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/58 "2009-04-02T10:22:09Z")
![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1238463621508.jpg](http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1238463621508.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/59 "2009-04-02T10:31:24Z")
hahaha nice man! ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/243230/60 "2009-04-03T05:47:15Z")
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