# Episode 1: Travis vs. The Bank **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 5, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582 "2009-03-05T16:20:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/61 "2009-03-05T23:04:17Z")
> [@FS: House](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-house/15110/25): > > I can almost promise this thread will not be locked and deleted. It’s pure fucking humor. To be honest Travis, if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen. You dish it out just as much. id LOVE to make one about you and see how you’d deal with people ripping into you 24/7 and then when you dont like it tell you to bend over and take it in the ass like the lil bitch you are. i wont though. im better than that, and im better than you. cossey, people are hanging off your nuts right now because you have money and a nice car. that doesnt change the fact your a fuckin douchebag in person. of course everyone is going to deny it and continue to hang out with you because they want their “piece of the pie” so to speak. you aren’t worth the Charmin extra soft you wipe your fat ass with. ---
**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/62 "2009-03-05T23:10:16Z")
hey cosseys giving aways $$$$$ or pie mmmmmmm pie . whats up buddy i like apple pie lollol . travis u think u are a target just amagin me on the other fourm when i would go to respond i spelled everything wrong . eerrrrrr you know how frustrating that is lololololol it just gave everyone more wood for the fire. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/63 "2009-03-05T23:12:51Z")
> [@Shredd & Ragan Cruise Night pics 7/26](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shredd-ragan-cruise-night-pics-7-26/15107/15): > > hey cosseys giving aways $$$$$ or pie mmmmmmm pie . whats up buddy i like apple pie lollol . isnt it about time u bought a nitrous kit or something? ---
**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/64 "2009-03-05T23:14:37Z")
> [@YES!!!! Chappelle is coming back to.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yes-chappelle-is-coming-back-to/15134/4): > > isnt it about time u bought a nitrous kit or something? not untill the bank opens at 9-9:30 ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/65 "2009-03-05T23:15:12Z")
> [@\*\*\*Official Free whatever sites\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-free-whatever-sites/15133/21): > > not untill the bank opens at 9-9:30 lol ok. fair enough ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/66 "2009-03-06T02:08:35Z")
Best Movie EVER!!! Still :rofl ing ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/67 "2009-03-06T04:33:46Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8661/583): > > id LOVE to make one about you and see how you’d deal with people ripping into you 24/7 and then when you dont like it tell you to bend over and take it in the ass like the lil bitch you are. i wont though. im better than that, and im better than you. cossey, people are hanging off your nuts right now because you have money and a nice car. that doesnt change the fact your a fuckin douchebag in person. of course everyone is going to deny it and continue to hang out with you because they want their “piece of the pie” so to speak. you aren’t worth the Charmin extra soft you wipe your fat ass with. lol maybe he’s a douchebag to you in person, Cossey was way cool way before the P-Car. I’m not going to look at Coseey any different because he’s got money, but of course that’s where your mind and self entitlement go right to first. Sounds like someone feeling a bit green this am to me :rofl ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 4:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/68 "2009-03-06T04:41:15Z")
These text-to-movie things are great! This has reached a new level of epicness!! ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/69 "2009-03-06T05:29:16Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8661/583): > > id LOVE to make one about you and see how you’d deal with people ripping into you 24/7 and then when you dont like it tell you to bend over and take it in the ass like the lil bitch you are. i wont though. im better than that, and im better than you. cossey, people are hanging off your nuts right now because you have money and a nice car. that doesnt change the fact your a fuckin douchebag in person. of course everyone is going to deny it and continue to hang out with you because they want their “piece of the pie” so to speak. you aren’t worth the Charmin extra soft you wipe your fat ass with. :rofl Yep, all this happened because you’re such a nice guy! You dont totally deserve it! ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/70 "2009-03-06T05:34:42Z")
f the movie… travis’ posts in this thread are WIN! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/71 "2009-03-06T05:56:07Z")
> [@TunedGSR"](#): > > Well, I’m torn here, because I AM one of Trav’s closest friends…however, I honestly don’t believe that I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life. I think the best thing Trav can do here is just to be a good sport about it, because like you guys said…when the mod’s fuckin with ya…what can ya do, right? How much money does he owe you? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/72 "2009-03-06T05:58:20Z")
> [@\*\*\*Official Free whatever sites\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-free-whatever-sites/15133/45): > > How much money does he owe you? 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl _Prays for an answer with 4 figures for epicness_ ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/73 "2009-03-06T06:04:03Z")
> [@Best cell phone company for low use](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-cell-phone-company-for-low-use/15093/11): > > this shits getting out of hand again. ill be informing mods about this as well as the other one. ive done nothing to provoke this shit yet im still attacked on here… its getting old. grow the fuck up. 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl > [@free Schick® Quattro® Titanium Razor](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-schick-quattro-titanium-razor/14955/35): > > WAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😢 > > :rofl JVG for mayor!!! > > ![http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h136/jclarksince86/Etc/1126081626a.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/8/b8291712977807f2786070e6a8d604075ab5311e.jpeg) bahahahaha 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl are you fucking kidding me!?!??! this shit is awesome. the best part is that it’s completely fictional and not representative on anyone on here. ahahahaha :bowdown:bowdown:bowdown ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/74 "2009-03-06T06:22:09Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8661/583): > > id LOVE to make one about you and see how you’d deal with people ripping into you 24/7 and then when you dont like it tell you to bend over and take it in the ass like the lil bitch you are. i wont though. im better than that, and im better than you. cossey, people are hanging off your nuts right now because you have money and a nice car. that doesnt change the fact your a fuckin douchebag in person. of course everyone is going to deny it and continue to hang out with you because they want their “piece of the pie” so to speak. you aren’t worth the Charmin extra soft you wipe your fat ass with. man that aint right. I knew Cossey “in person” long before the eye thing even started. he was always legit to me. > [@05OrangeSS vs Samsara](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/05orangess-vs-samsara/14999/103): > > lol maybe he’s a douchebag to you in person, Cossey was way cool way before the P-Car. > > **I’m not going to look at Coseey any different because he’s got money** , but of course that’s where your mind and self entitlement go right to first. > > Sounds like someone feeling a bit green this am to me :rofl x2 but I won’t lie. Cossey definitely has a better shot at sleeping with me now :excited:thumbup oh and that Penny pinching TDILOGIK line had me in stitches. i almost spit out my coffee.:haha ---
**Author:** ![St2SC\_dCobalt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/st2sc_dcobalt/32/6413_2.png) [@St2SC\_dCobalt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/St2SC_dCobalt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/75 "2009-03-06T06:25:55Z")
> [@Best cell phone company for low use](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-cell-phone-company-for-low-use/15093/11): > > this sh_ts getting out of hand again. ill be informing mods about this as well as the other one. ive done nothing to provoke this sh_t yet im still attacked on here… its getting old. grow the f\*\*k up. Heh Trav, Apparently, some of the “mods” here (I use the term loosely) can’t get their act together. The problem begins because 1/2 of the mods shouldn’t even be mods in the first place (kind of like the wolf watching the sheep). Also, this issue has already been addressed in the 12-23-2008 thread “ **NO MORE PERSONAL ATTACK THREADS AKA ‘TRAVIS FAIL ETC’** ”. _Now **HERE** is an example of a **GOOD** mod at work_: [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1) My hat goes off to mods like that. To those other “mods”, get a clue … ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/76 "2009-03-06T06:28:40Z")
Go away ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/77 "2009-03-06T06:29:07Z")
That makes me giggle, because he’s the one that banned me just for fun. Yeah, great moderation skills Jason. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/78 "2009-03-06T06:31:40Z")
> [@Laws about what bumper stickers can say?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laws-about-what-bumper-stickers-can-say/15139/7): > > Heh Trav, > > Apparently, some of the “mods” here (I use the term loosely) can’t get their act together. > > The problem begins because 1/2 of the mods shouldn’t even be mods in the first place (kind of like the wolf watching the sheep). > > Also, this issue has already been addressed in the 12-23-2008 thread “ **NO MORE PERSONAL ATTACK THREADS AKA ‘TRAVIS FAIL ETC’** ”. > > _Now **HERE** is an example of a **GOOD** mod at work_: > [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1) > > My hat goes off to mods like that. > > To those other “mods”, get a clue … If you dont like then go away. This was a fictional character made up on fictional events as stated in dsicalimer I have no idea what the issue is :ahh ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/79 "2009-03-06T06:37:10Z")
> [@Laws about what bumper stickers can say?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laws-about-what-bumper-stickers-can-say/15139/7): > > Heh Trav, > > Apparently, some of the “mods” here (I use the term loosely) can’t get their act together. > > The problem begins because 1/2 of the mods shouldn’t even be mods in the first place (kind of like the wolf watching the sheep). > > Also, this issue has already been addressed in the 12-23-2008 thread “ **NO MORE PERSONAL ATTACK THREADS AKA ‘TRAVIS FAIL ETC’** ”. > > _Now **HERE** is an example of a **GOOD** mod at work_: > [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1) > > My hat goes off to mods like that. > > To those other “mods”, get a clue … I dunno if you noticed, but this place isn’t exactly Wall Street. There is no Serious Business in here. ever. :eek2:crazy ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/80 "2009-03-06T06:37:50Z")
> [@Laws about what bumper stickers can say?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laws-about-what-bumper-stickers-can-say/15139/7): > > Heh Trav, > > Apparently, some of the “mods” here (I use the term loosely) can’t get their act together. > > The problem begins because 1/2 of the mods shouldn’t even be mods in the first place (kind of like the wolf watching the sheep). > > Also, this issue has already been addressed in the 12-23-2008 thread “ **NO MORE PERSONAL ATTACK THREADS AKA ‘TRAVIS FAIL ETC’** ”. > > _Now **HERE** is an example of a **GOOD** mod at work_: > [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1) > > My hat goes off to mods like that. > > To those other “mods”, get a clue … in the words of mr. CROTCH… go gag on a shotgun!! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582.md?page=5)