# Episode 1: Travis vs. The Bank **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 5, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582 "2009-03-05T16:20:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/81 "2009-03-06T06:38:55Z")
Interwebz is serious business wayne.:hug Did you not get the fucking memo. This calls for another movie. :vlad ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/82 "2009-03-06T06:40:14Z")
> [@New obviously](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-obviously/15117/11): > > in the words of mr. CROTCH… go gag on a shotgun!! Hey who let the Yetti in from the mountains. Aren’t you suppose to be picking up Little Big Red 40 minutes ago. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/83 "2009-03-06T06:41:41Z")
HAHAHAHAHA, I peed ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/84 "2009-03-06T06:47:01Z")
> [@WTB : Slave Cylinder](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-slave-cylinder/15141/2): > > Interwebz is serious business wayne.:hug Did you not get the fucking memo. This calls for another movie. :vlad i loled in anticipation. ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/85 "2009-03-06T06:48:35Z")
> [@YES!!!! Chappelle is coming back to.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yes-chappelle-is-coming-back-to/15134/8): > > Hey who let the Yetti in from the mountains. Aren’t you suppose to be picking up Little Big Red 40 minutes ago. its true but i got …distracted again this morning so i’m pickin him up @ 10. relax big guy we’ll be over shortly. ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/86 "2009-03-06T06:51:07Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8661/583): > > im better than you I LOLed ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/87 "2009-03-06T06:53:32Z")
Whoa I bash cossey all the time when we go out and he laughs about it. He can take just as much shit as the next guy. I wont argue that he isnt a dick because he is deuschtastic ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/88 "2009-03-06T06:56:30Z")
St2SC’dCobalt grow some balls ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/89 "2009-03-06T06:56:50Z")
yea going after cossey is only gonna make things worse. and i can also say i dont give a shit about his money. cossey is still the same guy just now he has a porsche instead of a pos subaru. lol. so back off my fat friend OR ELSE we’ll make more funny videos and make you cry again. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/90 "2009-03-06T07:41:07Z")
> [@Laws about what bumper stickers can say?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laws-about-what-bumper-stickers-can-say/15139/7): > > Heh Trav, > > Apparently, some of the “mods” here (I use the term loosely) can’t get their act together. > > The problem begins because 1/2 of the mods shouldn’t even be mods in the first place (kind of like the wolf watching the sheep). > > Also, this issue has already been addressed in the 12-23-2008 thread “ **NO MORE PERSONAL ATTACK THREADS AKA ‘TRAVIS FAIL ETC’** ”. > > _Now **HERE** is an example of a **GOOD** mod at work_: > [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1) > > My hat goes off to mods like that. > > To those other “mods”, get a clue … Bravo, good preach there fella. Too bad nobody cares. Wanna play in a nazi regulated forum, go join Rennlist and pay your dues. This is our sandbox and nobody invited you or your politics. Go loiter somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/91 "2009-03-06T08:14:30Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8661/583): > > id LOVE to make one about you and see how you’d deal with people ripping into you 24/7 and then when you dont like it tell you to bend over and take it in the ass like the lil bitch you are. i wont though. im better than that, and im better than you. cossey, people are hanging off your nuts right now because you have money and a nice car. that doesnt change the fact your a fuckin douchebag in person. of course everyone is going to deny it and continue to hang out with you because they want their “piece of the pie” so to speak. you aren’t worth the Charmin extra soft you wipe your fat ass with. I don’t see anyone hanging off of cosseys nuts, I’ve known of cossey for a few years from him working at advanced, the first time i really talked to him was when he hooked me up with discs/pads for my g20 cause I ddient have enough cahs so he worked his magic… then i started talking to him thru vlad etc… Dont look at him any differantly now, hes still the same as he was and any time i’ve been around him he doesnt flaunt himself any differantly, his a doucehbag but in a funny way, just gotta know how he is… and Piece of the pie? really dude? Why would anyone exspect cossey to give them a “piece of the pie”? The only thing I want is a ride in the Porche sometime, other than that, I just hope he goes back to advanced auto so he can continue to work his magic… As far as I’m concerned cossey is entitled to what he has, and everyone here understands that, sure people are like wow he has money awsome, and frankly ill admit im a little jelouse I wish I could get that kind of money, but no offesne to cossey obviously but id rather have what was taken from me than what was given to me. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/92 "2009-03-06T08:27:02Z")
Who gives a F about money lol. I cant imagine wanted to hang out with someone just because they have money. That video was pretty damn funny though, well done. Travis, I dont know you, but you really do need to lighten up. Take it as flattery. ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/93 "2009-03-06T08:28:49Z")
> [@Whos says autos can't make good power?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-says-autos-cant-make-good-power/15145/4): > > Bravo, good preach there fella. Too bad nobody cares. Wanna play in a nazi regulated forum, go join Rennlist and pay your dues. This is our sandbox and nobody invited you or your politics. Go loiter somewhere else. this I don’t understand why people get so butthurt on forums. If I were bashed on a forum repeatedly I either deserve it (stay and take it like a man) or just leave. None of this “waaaaaahhhhhh I’m said about stuff” bullshit ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/94 "2009-03-06T08:30:48Z")
> [@Four teens in lockport gang rape a disabled girl](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-teens-in-lockport-gang-rape-a-disabled-girl/15144/36): > > Who gives a F about money lol. I cant imagine wanted to hang out with someone just because they have money. > > That video was pretty damn funny though, well done. > > Travis, I dont know you, but you really do need to lighten up. Take it as flattery. I dont care about money, id just like it to make my car faster ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/95 "2009-03-06T08:31:59Z")
hahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/96 "2009-03-06T08:32:19Z")
> [@Four teens in lockport gang rape a disabled girl](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-teens-in-lockport-gang-rape-a-disabled-girl/15144/38): > > I dont care about money, id just like it to make my car faster ☹ Dont we all. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/97 "2009-03-06T08:32:23Z")
:rofl Yeah Trav take it as flattery :rofl ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/98 "2009-03-06T08:32:48Z")
Lmfaooooo! Im Dying laughing over here!!! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/99 "2009-03-06T08:34:07Z")
Travis, don’t take it so hard. You’re not the only person who gets busted on when they make a mistake. EVERYONE on this forum will get their ass ripped for something they that makes no sense. I’ve said some stupid shit and sure as shit people jumped all over. I didn’t expect anything less. The only difference is that you continue, on an almost daily basis to make yourself look retarded. I’ve always kind of sat back and watched when it comes to you because honestly I feel bad. You keep getting the shit end but now it is becoming more and more apparent that you are mostly the reason this shit keep happening to you. Don’t blame other people for your mistakes. Nobody on this forum would have anything to say if you didn’t first make the mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/100 "2009-03-06T08:50:06Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8661/583): > > id LOVE to make one about you and see how you’d deal with people ripping into you 24/7 and then when you dont like it tell you to bend over and take it in the ass like the lil bitch you are. i wont though. im better than that, and im better than you. cossey, people are hanging off your nuts right now because you have money and a nice car. that doesnt change the fact your a fuckin douchebag in person. of course everyone is going to deny it and continue to hang out with you because they want their “piece of the pie” so to speak. you aren’t worth the Charmin extra soft you wipe your fat ass with. Ladies and gentlemen… Travis Koch! I may be fat, a douchebag, and whatever else you wanna call me, but at least I’m not a scumbag, smell like absolute shit, and owe more people money than General Motors. People do like me. See, I’ve had a lot more friends than you even before any money was in my future. So go fuck yourself. It’s YOU and YOUR FRIENDS that make all of your mishaps public. How do you expect the public to take the stupidity that comes out of your life? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582.md?page=6)