# Episode 1: Travis vs. The Bank

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 5, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582 "2009-03-05T16:20:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/101 "2009-03-06T08:50:19Z")

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I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time +1000000000000000 rep

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/102 "2009-03-06T09:22:34Z")

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Cossey still falls on ice when hes hammered, with wads of cash in his pocket, just like he did when he was broke LOL

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/103 "2009-03-06T09:59:45Z")

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> [@anyone here do hvac?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-here-do-hvac/15155/7):
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> Cossey still falls on ice when hes hammered, with wads of cash in his pocket, just like he did when he was broke LOL

:rofl

I love this thread.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/104 "2009-03-06T10:26:23Z")

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> [@honda guys click](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honda-guys-click/15120/8):
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> i know how u feel i just left a web site because i was a target and it had me sooo stresed out luckly

Word.

I got hated on at a smaller Maxima forum because I am Christian. Oh well, can’t say I was surprised, but it got to the point where I couldn’t post anything without some anti-religion bullshit being thrown my way.

This was funny, but come on people. Seriously. We know what happened. Can’t we all move on?

There is plenty of other things you guys can make video’s about. He obviously doesn’t appreciate it, so let’s not act like we are in high school.

I’d hate to see this place turn into another [NYCMaximas.org](http://NYCMaximas.org) (which used to be cool as hell till this kind of crap started happening on a daily basis).

My $0.02.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/105 "2009-03-06T10:27:38Z")

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Pussies ITT gtfo

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**Author:** ![xreaction](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xreaction/32/6409_2.png) [@xreaction](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xreaction)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/106 "2009-03-06T11:05:20Z")

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i dont think people realized that this forum is not serious in any way and 90% of the posts are about an individual buttraping another individual over the internet :Idiots

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/107 "2009-03-06T11:07:13Z")

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What you think just because we talk about butt love we’re not serious?

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/108 "2009-03-06T11:09:46Z")

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> [@they paved the parking lot i live next to. :stoked](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/they-paved-the-parking-lot-i-live-next-to-stoked/15114/32):
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> What you think just because we talk about butt love we’re not serious?

lmao.

Forums are, in a way, an extension of ourselves. People do get offended and take something seriously. It is what it is. I have yet to be, but I can see how some people might have been in the past.

Yes yes, I know. The internetz is srz bidness.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/109 "2009-03-06T11:13:50Z")

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Did you know there are no actual women on the internet?

True story.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/110 "2009-03-06T11:15:06Z")

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Don’t let Nicole or Tricia see that lol.

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/111 "2009-03-06T11:32:12Z")

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Crazyness in here.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/112 "2009-03-06T11:35:45Z")

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Less touchy feely emo talk, more bashing.

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/113 "2009-03-06T11:38:12Z")

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> [@Ozzfest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ozzfest/13969/40):
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> Did you know there are no actual **HOT** women on the internet?
> 
> True story.

quoted and edited for accuracy. :thumbup

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**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/114 "2009-03-06T12:21:15Z")

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> [@honda guys click](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honda-guys-click/15120/8):
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> personally i have no problem with travis .travis If i was in ur spot i dont know what i would do if my car went up in flames and all this bashing was on me. my brains would be all over the walls think about it how bad will life get b4 someone gives up . **i know how u feel i just left a web site because i was a target and it had me sooo stresed out** luckly i met shift because the car scean is my life as sad as that is. this video is funny but what if ur life was going this way ?

internet forumz… srs bzn

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/115 "2009-03-06T12:50:06Z")

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> [@Web Developers etc...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/web-developers-etc/15011/10):
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> Don’t let Nicole or Tricia see that lol.

Benny met me in real life, he knows I’m real.

His next argument will be that I may or may not be an actual woman.

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**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/116 "2009-03-06T13:20:04Z")

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> [@How to drink Code Red Mountain Dew](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/2):
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> internet forumz… srs bzn

lol no i have to stick around for my daughter . i wouldent think twice if she wasnt here .

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/117 "2009-03-06T13:25:33Z")

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> [@Whos says autos can't make good power?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-says-autos-cant-make-good-power/15145/4):
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> Bravo, good preach there fella. Too bad nobody cares. Wanna play in a nazi regulated forum, go join Rennlist and pay your dues. **This is our sandbox** and nobody invited you or your politics. Go loiter somewhere else.

Mental picture of Adam with shovel and bucket playing in sand was too much for me. I’m dying over here.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/118 "2009-03-06T13:32:54Z")

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> [@How to drink Code Red Mountain Dew](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/27):
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> lol no i have to stick around for my daughter . i wouldent think twice if she wasnt here .

Holy emo, gtfo and replace yourself with someone funny.

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/119 "2009-03-06T13:45:56Z")

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> [@Laws about what bumper stickers can say?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laws-about-what-bumper-stickers-can-say/15139/7):
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> Also, this issue has already been addressed in the 12-23-2008 thread “ **NO MORE PERSONAL ATTACK THREADS AKA ‘TRAVIS FAIL ETC’** ”.
> 
> _Now **HERE** is an example of a **GOOD** mod at work_:  
> [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showpost.php?p=215931&postcount=1)
> 
> My hat goes off to mods like that.
> 
> To those other “mods”, get a clue …

im going to delete that thread. 😉

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/120 "2009-03-06T13:59:09Z")

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Forums are the shit, where else can you hide behind 17" of liquid crystals and freely speak your mind with little to no consequences?

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