# Episode 1: Travis vs. The Bank

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 5, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582 "2009-03-05T16:20:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/141 "2009-03-06T20:36:11Z")

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I barely know cossey and he still took the time to say hi when he saw me pumpin gas, [sarcasm]sure seems like a real dick to me[/sarcasm]

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### Author: ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/142 "2009-03-06T20:37:14Z")

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> [@Stealership. Pun intended.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stealership-pun-intended/15186/12):
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> I barely know cossey and he still took the time to say hi when he saw me pumpin gas, [sarcasm]sure seems like a real dick to me[/sarcasm]

I was in the car as well, I was like “oh hey, there’s that gay kid with the honda fit”

JK

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### Author: ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/143 "2009-03-06T23:19:03Z")

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> [@FS: 15" BBS pitlane wheels with tires 4x100 4x114.3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-15-bbs-pitlane-wheels-with-tires-4x100-4x114-3/14546/3):
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> I was in the car as well, I was like “oh hey, there’s that gay kid with the honda fit”
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> JK

No jk on that… You actually said it lol.

/sarcasm

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### Author: ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/144 "2009-03-07T06:19:36Z")

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Travis of all people has no standing to judge ones character in any way shape or form.

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/145 "2009-03-07T06:26:54Z")

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> [@jvg motorsports"](#):
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> Travis of all people has no standing to judge ones character in any way shape or form.

grow…the fuck… up.

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### Author: ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/146 "2009-03-07T06:29:37Z")

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You might not be half as bad a person if you did half the shit you preach.

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/147 "2009-03-07T07:25:49Z")

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> [@jvg motorsports"](#):
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> Travis of all people has no standing to judge ones character in any way shape or form.

> [@Clerks 2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/29):
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> You might not be half as bad a person if you did half the shit you preach.

Quoted for awesomeness and Cliff’s Notes.

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### Author: ![Jeremiah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeremiah/32/6318_2.png) [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/148 "2009-03-07T12:26:45Z")

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> [@Best cell phone company for low use](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-cell-phone-company-for-low-use/15093/11):
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> this shits getting out of hand again. ill be informing mods about this as well as the other one. ive done nothing to provoke this shit yet im still attacked on here… its getting old. grow the fuck up.

Man pussy detector, detects man pussy.

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### Author: ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/149 "2009-03-07T12:35:20Z")

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I hate cossey. He is a huge fucking dick

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/150 "2009-03-07T12:36:51Z")

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> [@Should i sell the ///M?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-i-sell-the-m/15208/5):
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> Man pussy detector, detects man pussy.

i guess that means its ur signal to douche again.

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### Author: ![o2subaruwrx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@o2subaruwrx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/o2subaruwrx)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/151 "2009-03-07T12:53:11Z")

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Hahaha funny!

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### Author: ![Jeremiah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeremiah/32/6318_2.png) [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/152 "2009-03-07T12:53:33Z")

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I wouldn’t miss a chance like this for the world.

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### Author: ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/153 "2009-03-07T13:55:43Z")

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> [@psi2high"](#):
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> I hate cossey. He is a huge fucking dick

Shut up you little pussy. I’m better than you. I have a Porsche. And nut swingers.

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### Author: ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/154 "2009-03-07T14:27:55Z")

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> [@Cossey"](#):
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> Shut up you little pussy. I’m better than you. I have a Porsche. And nut swingers.

:hijacked Fuck your swinging nuts. I agree with psi2high your a dick. :haha

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/155 "2009-03-07T14:30:11Z")

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john ya get any domestic stuff kid???

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### Author: ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/156 "2009-03-07T14:30:57Z")

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where’d it go!

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### Author: ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/157 "2009-03-07T14:33:11Z")

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> [@Should i sell the ///M?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-i-sell-the-m/15208/27):
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> john ya get any domestic stuff kid???

I can stuff for anything. Depends on the brand but I have and extensive line card. I don’t do koch credit anymore thanks to mr. crotch. :rofl

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/158 "2009-03-07T14:35:10Z")

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cash in hand ,i need a 52-58 mm throttle body for a 94 z28 lt1 …longtube haders off road y pipe

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### Author: ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/159 "2009-03-07T14:37:21Z")

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Most view it a flattery to be roaqsted like this. We should have people volunteer to have one of these made by someone that knows them… it would be hilarity… a mix a truth and pokes. Would be cool.

Come on PSi2hi, volunteer. Be roasted…

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/160 "2009-03-07T14:37:38Z")

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I need a cheap maf for 30# injectors for a '92 5.0 Mustang.

Sorry but I cant write a bad check since I dont have a checking account

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