# Episode 1: Travis vs. The Bank

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**Created:** [March 5, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582 "2009-03-05T16:20:40Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/episode-1-travis-vs-the-bank/242582/61 "2009-03-05T23:04:17Z")

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> [@FS: House](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-house/15110/25):
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> I can almost promise this thread will not be locked and deleted. It’s pure fucking humor. To be honest Travis, if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen. You dish it out just as much.

id LOVE to make one about you and see how you’d deal with people ripping into you 24/7 and then when you dont like it tell you to bend over and take it in the ass like the lil bitch you are. i wont though. im better than that, and im better than you. cossey, people are hanging off your nuts right now because you have money and a nice car. that doesnt change the fact your a fuckin douchebag in person. of course everyone is going to deny it and continue to hang out with you because they want their “piece of the pie” so to speak. you aren’t worth the Charmin extra soft you wipe your fat ass with.

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