# escalator mishap

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 29, 2006, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974 "2006-03-29T08:47:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/1 "2006-03-29T08:47:33Z")

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im not sure if this is NWS for blood or not… if so mods… feel free to move it

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/2 "2006-03-29T08:49:30Z")

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Me thinks this is a repost. Not sure though.

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**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/3 "2006-03-29T08:50:28Z")

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holy shit!! :eek:

that had to HURT. what a complete dumb-ass.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/4 "2006-03-29T08:54:11Z")

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can someone describe this before i click?

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/5 "2006-03-29T08:54:17Z")

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LOL

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**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/6 "2006-03-29T08:55:18Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> can someone describe this before i click?

~25 ft fall to a faceplant.

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/7 "2006-03-29T08:58:30Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> can someone describe this before i click?

dude apparently tries to do a hand stand on the escalator rails, like on the parrallel bars in the olympics

he runs from the top and dives, lands his hands on the railings, slips and continues to fly all the way to the stel plate at the bottom … face first, and rips open his face

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**Author:** ![wickedcivy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wickedcivy/32/7295_2.png) [@wickedcivy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/wickedcivy)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/8 "2006-03-29T09:03:34Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> can someone describe this before i click?

faceplant down a full flight of escalator stairs haha

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/9 "2006-03-29T09:51:31Z")

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Face meet cheesegrater, cheesegrater meet face. Dumbass.

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**Author:** ![BLKGSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkgsr/32/7576_2.png) [@BLKGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BLKGSR)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/10 "2006-03-29T09:56:47Z")

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Ouch, that had to hurt lol

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/11 "2006-03-29T09:58:38Z")

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ouch!! he deserved that

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/12 "2006-03-29T12:53:39Z")

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i wouldn’t be so shocked

if he had ANY PLAN WHATSOEVER TO LAND

i mean seriously

there was NO OTHER POSSIBLE OUTCOME

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/13 "2006-03-29T14:49:34Z")

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people are dumb

:tdown: to dumb people

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**Author:** ![Bonger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Bonger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bonger)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/14 "2006-03-29T15:26:53Z")

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Hahaha. His parents must be proud.

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**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/15 "2006-03-29T15:29:38Z")

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wtf? i can just ask why?

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**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/16 "2006-03-29T20:05:22Z")

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What a retard.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/17 "2006-03-29T21:12:32Z")

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since this was posted i have been pondering this. really what the fuck was his plan? did he really think that he could hold himmself, and if so, why would he run and dive so far, it just doesnt add up.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/18 "2006-03-29T21:28:05Z")

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:word:

yeah, that’s what just blew me away. it’s like planning to mow downhill just so you can slip under the mower

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**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/19 "2006-03-29T23:54:55Z")

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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/escalator-mishap/9974/20 "2006-03-30T01:56:11Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> ouch!! he deserved that

my thoughts exactly!!
