# eurodad (35), VictorSmalls (27),

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eurodad-35-victorsmalls-27/197114
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 27, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eurodad-35-victorsmalls-27/197114 "2008-04-27T02:20:29Z")
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### Author: ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eurodad-35-victorsmalls-27/197114/36 "2008-04-28T18:31:46Z")

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> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/2613):
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> Top Ten Reasons Eurodad (Don) Hasn’t posted in his Birthday threads here or on [www.LSXperformanceparts.net/forums](http://www.LSXperformanceparts.net/forums) :
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> 1. He’s getting old and can’t remember his password
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> 2. Two words - Beer and Hookers
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> 3. He’s out on that dirtbike still trying to make that triple
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> 4. Been out shopping all day, looking for super thick floormats
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> 5. Been busy today, putting the pink stripes back on his truck
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> 6. Still skinny dippin with the neighbor!
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> 7. Waiting for a password reset from his home network admin (aka NewChic)
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> 8. Took too many Geritol and can’t leave the shitter
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> 9. Still waiting for the girl to jump out of the cake
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> 10. He has a real life and doesn’t need to log into a Car forum on his Birthday!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

> [@Subie gurus? Looking at a 1997 ...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subie-gurus-looking-at-a-1997/36095/8):
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> thanks guys. and it was #8 and also i spent the evening in the emergency room once again. i thought i had cracked a vertabre in my lower back. that’s a hell of a bday present huh? i have a lump on my back about 6inches round and 1.5-2" high center right over my spine. the doc said it’s just severly bruised

Here’s the part he didn’t mention…

Since he was all “Evil Knevil” and injured his ass (literally)… he did not get Birthday SEX!!!

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