# Even Long Island doesn't want them **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 23, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727 "2006-06-23T17:52:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/21 "2006-06-24T10:03:52Z")
> [@DrImodium](#): > > Rofl: > > You may find Guidos… > > - Doing Cocaine in the public restroom at a beach > - Saying “forget about it” when it does not apply > - Acting out what they “would do” to Carmen Electra at a family restaurant > - Talking about how they respect Usher > - Turning up the Bass in an Excursion while passing a crowd of people. > - Crying outside an Excursion while being searched by the police. > - Asking “Do you know who I am?” in an attempt to bluff his way out of a fight. > - Calling a girl a bitch because she doesn’t like being groped by a stranger. > - Watching “Growing up Gotti” as a group. > - Driving at pace with a girl, who is angrily walking down the side of the road, trying to apologize to her over techno music > - In a BMW with blue neon lights glowing from the bottom while speeding down the 495. > - Drinking Coors light on a 25’ boat while blaring the “Boys are back in town” by Thin Lizzy. > - Quoting Scarface ad nauseam > - Making fun of someone for using the word ad nauseam. > - Explaining to a mason how the working man is a sucker before taking his daughter out on a date. > - Pretty much embarrassing Italian-Americans & all human beings everywhere. You will NEVER find Guidos: -Playing football in a park -Working -Wearing a shirt if it is not required -Politely ordering a meal at a restaurant -Looking a man in the eyes when shaking his hands -Purchasing any goods or services with money they actually earned -Doing the right thing -Having a pleasant demeanor -Being truly happy -Having an educated opinion on a worldly issue ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/22 "2008-12-24T07:29:30Z")
bump, fuck long island skanks recent conversation brought up some old rage from my UB days ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/23 "2008-12-24T07:30:39Z")
me: ok youre getting back to anger again chino: im telling you it swells up i really hate em i think i actually started a thread on nyspeed now i must find it ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/24 "2008-12-24T07:37:04Z")
still trying to find it, i really thought i started it but apparently i didnt. i really hate the LI women more than the ginnys, but i certainly hate em both ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/25 "2008-12-24T07:50:10Z")
![http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg148/shockwavepromos/jagerbombs.gif](http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg148/shockwavepromos/jagerbombs.gif) ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/26 "2008-12-24T07:53:05Z")
lol why do these fucking nut jobs think they are the shit. anyone can stick there finger in a socket and get electrocuted to look like them! hell you may even bronze from doing it. lol and the girls that like these guys! what the fuck is wrong with them. typically its the stuck up bitchy ones though if i’m not mistaken. the high maintenance prissy bitch, whos mother and father buy them everything ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/27 "2008-12-24T12:21:50Z")
> [@yeamabu](#): > > lol why do these fucking nut jobs think they are the shit. anyone can stick there finger in a socket and get electrocuted to look like them! hell you may even bronze from doing it. lol > > and the girls that like these guys! what the fuck is wrong with them. typically its the stuck up bitchy ones though if i’m not mistaken. the high maintenance prissy bitch, whos mother and father buy them everything who do u think u r bro? dont come here talkin shit bout my hair style, maybe if u got out to a actually decent club rather than a fuckin lame sports bar once in a while ud see what REAL women want. but i bet u r too busy playin xbox when im fuckin workin out and keepin in shape, why should i hide my physique when i spend time and money maintianing it. i obviously get way more pussy than u could ever dream of…maybe its because of my body (that i work hard for) or my good looks, i, unlike u actually groom my self, gel my hair and get my eyebrows waxed. i actually have a sweet car, a 2001 trans am, that is much faster then anything you fucking own, and the ladies love my car because they know how fast it is. ---
**Author:** ![fiend540](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bcef8e/32.png) [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/28 "2008-12-24T12:31:41Z")
This is probably the most witty thing sedlmeier has ever posted ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/29 "2008-12-24T12:34:54Z")
Man I fucking barge into the club and my favorite shit is when a bouncer got this look on his face like “wow look at this swole ass bro he shows me up, i can see the striations and vascularity through his versace button down and the teardrop through his D&G jeans” then im like “listen boss, i know the owner, so im going to walk right in and you arent going to say shit to me, capiche?” he usually nods his head and i give him a 20 spot. if he gives me problems i lay him the fuck out, simple as that, no questions asked. now when i actually get into the club, i look for the best lighting, the lighting where your jawline looks fucking sexy as hell and your delts are just fucking poking out your shirt as if you got motherfuckin watermelons under there. the bitches start lining up, and i start fucking feeding them my cock with the quickness at my VIP table, one after the next. before i feed them my anaconda i ask them what they feel is my best body part as i do a front double bi, the correct answer is “everything” ---
**Author:** ![upstateclipse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/upstateclipse/32/7348_2.png) [@upstateclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/upstateclipse)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/30 "2008-12-24T13:52:32Z")
I am so glad you bumped this because I had never seen that website. There is a difference between “taking care of yourself” and the general douchebaggery that seems to be going on in these cases. ---
**Author:** ![Johnnyv412](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyv412/32/5226_2.png) [@Johnnyv412](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnyv412)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/31 "2008-12-24T14:05:47Z")
> [@DarkkstaR](#): > > Man I fucking barge into the club and my favorite shit is when a bouncer got this look on his face like “wow look at this swole ass bro he shows me up, i can see the striations and vascularity through his versace button down and the teardrop through his D&G jeans” then im like “listen boss, i know the owner, so im going to walk right in and you arent going to say shit to me, capiche?” > > he usually nods his head and i give him a 20 spot. if he gives me problems i lay him the fuck out, simple as that, no questions asked. > > now when i actually get into the club, i look for the best lighting, the lighting where your jawline looks fucking sexy as hell and your delts are just fucking poking out your shirt as if you got motherfuckin watermelons under there. the bitches start lining up, and i start fucking feeding them my cock with the quickness at my VIP table, one after the next. before i feed them my anaconda i ask them what they feel is my best body part as i do a front double bi, the correct answer is “everything” lol ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/32 "2008-12-24T14:28:37Z")
> [@Johnnyv412](#): > > lol Because when we walk into a club we want to take it over, its like a business and we are Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Steve Wynn of the fitness/club nightlife world and we just take over. I bust a front double bicep as soon as i get in, then after 2 red bull and vodkas i rip my shirt off and usually just sport a tank because “i have a buzz” which i really don’t but its an excuse to take my shirt off and if anyone asks “I’m hot from the alcohol” then i hit up the bathroom and look for the handicap stall to get a good pump with the dip bars for the gimps, and we just do our thing you know, all ripped shredded bros just macking on pussy making everyone else feel like shit, were tanner, were more shredded, and we make it rain with the cash flow, goose bottles left and right bro ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/33 "2008-12-25T04:28:13Z")
so when do we cue the shirtless marcus pic? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727.md?page=1)