# Even Long Island doesn't want them **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 23, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727 "2006-06-23T17:52:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 21
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727/21 "2006-06-24T10:03:52Z")
> [@DrImodium](#): > > Rofl: > > You may find Guidos… > > - Doing Cocaine in the public restroom at a beach > - Saying “forget about it” when it does not apply > - Acting out what they “would do” to Carmen Electra at a family restaurant > - Talking about how they respect Usher > - Turning up the Bass in an Excursion while passing a crowd of people. > - Crying outside an Excursion while being searched by the police. > - Asking “Do you know who I am?” in an attempt to bluff his way out of a fight. > - Calling a girl a bitch because she doesn’t like being groped by a stranger. > - Watching “Growing up Gotti” as a group. > - Driving at pace with a girl, who is angrily walking down the side of the road, trying to apologize to her over techno music > - In a BMW with blue neon lights glowing from the bottom while speeding down the 495. > - Drinking Coors light on a 25’ boat while blaring the “Boys are back in town” by Thin Lizzy. > - Quoting Scarface ad nauseam > - Making fun of someone for using the word ad nauseam. > - Explaining to a mason how the working man is a sucker before taking his daughter out on a date. > - Pretty much embarrassing Italian-Americans & all human beings everywhere. You will NEVER find Guidos: -Playing football in a park -Working -Wearing a shirt if it is not required -Politely ordering a meal at a restaurant -Looking a man in the eyes when shaking his hands -Purchasing any goods or services with money they actually earned -Doing the right thing -Having a pleasant demeanor -Being truly happy -Having an educated opinion on a worldly issue --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-long-island-doesnt-want-them/13727)._