# Ever Beat your wiener on an Airplane? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 19, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271 "2008-03-19T09:15:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/21 "2008-03-19T13:50:31Z")
> [@JoesTypeS](#): > > You don’t think it’s AA responsibility to stop passengers from masturbating in their seats? :word: unless this guy has a major problem with premature ejaculation, he should definitely have been stopped prior to cumming on another passenger. ---
**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/22 "2008-03-19T14:00:18Z")
> [@JoesTypeS](#): > > You don’t think it’s AA responsibility to stop passengers from masturbating in their seats? In a word, no. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/23 "2008-03-19T16:56:13Z")
I bet it was this guy… ![http://www.urmc.rochester.edu/cpm/directory/images/Adams.jpg](http://www.urmc.rochester.edu/cpm/directory/images/Adams.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/24 "2008-03-19T16:57:14Z")
I gotta find an airplane to smack my weiner against. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/25 "2008-03-19T17:50:20Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > The fact that she’s suing the company with deep pockets and not the guy tells me the bitch deserved it. I hope next time someone shoots it in her eye. you act like the lawyer didn’t recommend it… :roll: not too mention that the flight staff apparently didn’t try to help the woman. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/26 "2008-03-19T17:51:04Z")
I hope to join the mile high club in may… ---
**Author:** ![supry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@supry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/supry)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/27 "2008-03-19T19:48:10Z")
Well I guess the question of “well did he cum or what?” has been answered. ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/28 "2008-03-20T07:08:34Z")
that is great ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/29 "2008-03-20T07:32:27Z")
> [@JoesTypeS](#): > > You don’t think it’s AA responsibility to stop passengers from masturbating in their seats? No, it’s not. If they see it sure, but a flight attendent’s just isn’t to run up and down the isles watching for shit like this. It was stopped, the guy was arrested as soon as they landed, he was the one in the wrong. ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/30 "2008-03-20T08:26:42Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > I bet it was this guy… that is one pimp ass mothafucka right there! ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/31 "2008-03-20T08:33:32Z")
I think everyone is missing the best part. > The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. > > Dozier claims that when she asked the flight attendants for help, **and requested the man be removed and taken back to his assigned seat,** the staff did nothing When she was asleep the guy moved from where he was sitting, to masturbate next to her. Which is totally creepy awesome! ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/32 "2008-03-20T08:36:28Z")
^ If it’s true that they wouldn’t even move him, or her, then I can understand the lawsuit. I seriously doubt it played out that way but the courts can decide. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271/33 "2008-03-20T08:37:46Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > ^ If it’s true that they wouldn’t even move him, or her, then I can understand the lawsuit. I seriously doubt it played out that way but the courts can decide. if its true, that guy is the fucking most bad ass dude on the planet. fuck the airline thats just awesome! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-beat-your-wiener-on-an-airplane/45271.md?page=1)