# Ever been on SON ... alone ? **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Automotive\ **Created:** [March 19, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748 "2009-03-19T23:08:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/21 "2009-03-21T00:32:17Z")
hahaha, John gets the post of the month for sure! lol ---
**Author:** ![roast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roast/32/5498_2.png) [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/22 "2009-03-21T11:20:51Z")
> [@Toronto240sx"](#): > > I once got paid $140.00 for being on SON for 10 hours straight LOL. > > A few years ago I was at work I stayed in my office all day and did absolutely nothing! I was on SON from 10 am to 8 pm I read like 1000 posts and replied to like 100 LOL… That was the best SON experience of my life! > > Hey why don’t you go take a shit on company time?.. it’s awesome! > > I also made aprx. $5012.00 in a year taking shits at work. > My salary was $14.00 per hour… 2 shits each half an hour long per every 10 hours (1 shift) = 1 hour of shiting = $14.00 per day for taking a shit. > > $14.00 to shit per day x 358 working days (I worked 7 days per week except holidays) 358 working days in a year x $14.00 per day to shit =$5012.00 made taking shits in one year. (best money ever!) > > I made like 5 grand to shit. It’s like buying an SR and a nice Greddy turbo and FMIC by shitting! > > Taking shits on company time is pure sweetness! Best money you will ever earn! Try it, especialy if you work at some big corporation! ROFL :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: ---
**Author:** ![nitescream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8797f3/32.png) [@nitescream](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitescream)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/23 "2009-03-21T11:39:16Z")
… now thats a lot of shit!! ---
**Author:** ![SaNTi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@SaNTi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SaNTi)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/24 "2009-03-21T12:24:29Z")
Holy shit… ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/25 "2009-03-21T15:33:25Z")
Oh don’t get me wrong, just because I would go to the bathroom twice per shift it doesn’t mean I took shits all the time, sometimes I would be reading a performance magazine while just sitting there or I would chat it up with another employee who was also wasting company time lol. And if I had to take a shit before leaving my house I would hold it for work! …Why do it for free at home? You might as well get paid to do it at work…fucken right!..It’s also more economic you save money on toilet paper and water! If you add up all the money you spend on toilet paper and water for toilet use all year you will see it almost adds up to 4 450cc injectors! The only thing that sucked about holding it for work if you you ever got stuck in some freak traffic jam then your screwed! It happened 2 or 3 times, oh man one time I thought I would have to change the drivers seat in my 240sx for sure lol, but I managed to make it each time! T-h-a-n-k you shoulder lane and side streets! ---
**Author:** ![kollo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kollo/32/5661_2.png) [@kollo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kollo)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/26 "2009-03-21T15:57:36Z")
i find while taking a shit i like to read a james paterson novel and there chapters are small but books are realy good so i like to read 10-15 chapters at a time which takes 30 min or so then i try to get up but my legs have follon asleep and i once fell becuase of these big legs of mine so just imagine 250lb guy falling uncontrollably ---
**Author:** ![Singh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@Singh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/27 "2009-03-21T18:52:57Z")
LoL, this is the best thread ever, seriously ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/28 "2009-03-21T19:54:56Z")
> [@AVG Anti-Spyware](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/avg-anti-spyware/20415/26): > > LoL, this is the best thread ever, seriously Thanks to Ahmed (rogerthat240 and me responding) teeheeheeheehee 😃 holly crap he got Permanently Banned LOL ??? poor guy,… you guys are so fucken cruel… lol He was a little bit of an outsider but still everyone here jumped on him, it was like a fight between him and Mark and everyone jumped in for Mark lol. …ah that’s life. Okay back to taking shits. Does anyone buy any of that expensive 4 ply toilet paper that smells like baby powder and has alloy vera in it so it feels nice on your ass? That paper is the bomb, if anyone has it let me know, so I can come take a shit at your house! ---
**Author:** ![Stiky](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stiky/32/5692_2.png) [@Stiky](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stiky)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/29 "2009-03-21T19:59:40Z")
> [@Callaway C16 to use magnesium and Carbon Fiber Wheels](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callaway-c16-to-use-magnesium-and-carbon-fiber-wheels/20927/8): > > Oh don’t get me wrong, just because I would go to the bathroom twice per shift it doesn’t mean I took shits all the time, sometimes I would be reading a performance magazine while just sitting there or I would chat it up with another employee who was also wasting company time lol. And if I had to take a shit before leaving my house I would hold it for work! …Why do it for free at home? You might as well get paid to do it at work…fucken right!..It’s also more economic you save money on toilet paper and water! If you add up all the money you spend on toilet paper and water for toilet use all year you will see it almost adds up to 4 450cc injectors! > > The only thing that sucked about holding it for work if you you ever got stuck in some freak traffic jam then your screwed! It happened 2 or 3 times, oh man one time I thought I would have to change the drivers seat in my 240sx for sure lol, but I managed to make it each time! T-h-a-n-k you shoulder lane and side streets! LOL same shit i do where i work no pun intended, department store work FTW… different magazine each time… taking shits right before close are nice… readin Car and Driver or import tuner and skimping end of shift work… classic. ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/30 "2009-03-21T20:39:31Z")
> [@Comment on this website](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/comment-on-this-website/20956/5): > > LOL same shit i do where i work no pun intended, department store work FTW… different magazine each time… taking shits right before close are nice… readin Car and Driver or import tuner and skimping end of shift work… classic. The only thing that beets taking a shit on company time is taking at shit on comapany time while getting paid for overtime work (time and a half) LOL I am every employers nightmare Muhahahahahahahaha Stick it to the man! LOL 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ko-San](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ko-San](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ko-San)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/31 "2009-03-22T15:56:15Z")
if i took a shit during work theyd call it a pool fouling and close the pool down 😛 ---
**Author:** ![m\_wolfenden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@m\_wolfenden](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/m_wolfenden)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/32 "2009-03-22T16:18:18Z")
^^^^please tell me u dont work at the wave pool? ---
**Author:** ![MrSkinny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/59ef9b/32.png) [@MrSkinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrSkinny)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/33 "2009-03-23T17:51:11Z")
> [@Callaway C16 to use magnesium and Carbon Fiber Wheels](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callaway-c16-to-use-magnesium-and-carbon-fiber-wheels/20927/4): > > ROFL > > :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: you also need to take in to consideration the amount of utilities saved by not taking shits at home. flushes, toilet paper, lighting etc. ---
**Author:** ![Hurricane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hurricane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hurricane)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/34 "2009-03-24T11:10:40Z")
I only shit at work… Yes I’m that cheap ;p Except weekend of course… ---
**Author:** ![BRIGGS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/briggs/32/5662_2.png) [@BRIGGS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BRIGGS)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/35 "2009-03-24T13:04:05Z")
Why is this…? **Most users ever online was 199, Mon, April 7th, 2008 at 05:54 AM.** that seems like a weird time for the 199 people to be on… ---
**Author:** ![AhmadG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ahmadg/32/5577_2.png) [@AhmadG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AhmadG)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/36 "2009-03-24T14:00:42Z")
^Seems like some secret society ritual shit. 199 people at 5am? ON A MONDAY? So fishy…lol I’m really curious to know as well. ---
**Author:** ![Gatecrasher3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatecrasher3/32/5617_2.png) [@Gatecrasher3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gatecrasher3)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/37 "2009-03-24T14:03:21Z")
there has not been a friday night “im soioo drunkk rit now” post in a long time. i guess no one really is on SON late. ---
**Author:** ![matty](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matty/32/5043_2.png) [@matty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matty)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/38 "2009-03-24T15:15:05Z")
i dont think its possible ive been on here at some random times (between 2 and 6am) on nights when nobody should be on here, back when i did chemo (new years, halloween, ect) and i still wasnt the only one ---
**Author:** ![Conquerer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@Conquerer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Conquerer)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/39 "2009-03-24T17:49:04Z")
> [@Sabres Vs. Tampa IN TAMPA! 12.5.06](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-vs-tampa-in-tampa-12-5-06/19229/24): > > Why is this…? > > **Most users ever online was 199, Mon, April 7th, 2008 at 05:54 AM.** > > that seems like a weird time for the 199 people to be on… Yeah, I’ve been wondering about this since I joined… ---
**Author:** ![m\_wolfenden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@m\_wolfenden](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/m_wolfenden)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748/40 "2009-03-24T18:26:44Z")
yea i think we need a special son afternoon to fix that…where everybody goes online at once…lol…monday 5am jsut doesnt look good on front page [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-been-on-son-alone/122748.md?page=3)