# Ever estimate how many times you've beat off? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 18, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905 "2009-03-18T21:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/1 "2009-03-18T21:07:01Z")
It always amazes me. For example, I started beating it when I was like 13. 29 now, and I’m going to say that on average, I beat it like once a day. 365x16=5840 Discuss. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/2 "2009-03-18T21:07:47Z")
shit johns got u beat by like a million+ ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/3 "2009-03-18T21:08:06Z")
Man…i dont even wanna do the math…lol ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/4 "2009-03-18T21:08:31Z")
Ever beat the shit at work? Always a nice stress reliever LULZ ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/5 "2009-03-18T21:09:47Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/155): > > Ever beat the shit at work? Always a nice stress reliever LULZ I’ve gotten BJ’s on company owned aircraft at one of my jobs, hahahh. And yes of course beat it while I was on the clock. ---
**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/6 "2009-03-18T21:16:42Z")
:rofl this thread ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/7 "2009-03-18T21:29:49Z")
fucking WIN in here ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/8 "2009-03-18T21:31:47Z")
I may just go for round 2 today…! ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/9 "2009-03-18T21:33:05Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/169): > > I may just go for round 2 today…! I’m odd man. Sometimes I’ll skip a day or two, then other days I’ll do it like 3-4 times. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/10 "2009-03-18T21:33:36Z")
Amen to that! ^^ ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/11 "2009-03-18T21:35:41Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/173): > > Amen to that! ^^ The WORST is when you gotta kinda pee before you beat off, and you have to decide weather or not to get up and pee before you do it, or play mind games with yourself and pretend that you don’t have to P. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/12 "2009-03-18T21:49:53Z")
ROFL…soo much truth here! ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/13 "2009-03-18T22:38:28Z")
> [@Slightly updated Koenigsegg CCX](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slightly-updated-koenigsegg-ccx/15819/9): > > The WORST is when you gotta kinda pee before you beat off, and you have to decide weather or not to get up and pee before you do it, or play mind games with yourself and pretend that you don’t have to P. :eek3 thought i was the only one… :rofl Attn: get a girl! ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/14 "2009-03-19T01:06:59Z")
> [@Slightly updated Koenigsegg CCX](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slightly-updated-koenigsegg-ccx/15819/9): > > The WORST is when you gotta kinda pee before you beat off, and you have to decide weather or not to get up and pee before you do it, or play mind games with yourself and pretend that you don’t have to P. omg hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/15 "2009-03-19T04:20:55Z")
365_1.25=456.25_10=4562.5 :excited ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/16 "2009-03-19T04:31:54Z")
> [@WTB: ENGINE MOUNT 3 bolt D16/B18 ASAP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-engine-mount-3-bolt-d16-b18-asap/15789/4): > > 365_1.25=456.25_10=4562.5 > > :excited 1.25 times a day, is that an average or something? :lol ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/17 "2009-03-19T04:53:11Z")
You know it ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/18 "2009-03-19T04:57:07Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/152): > > It always amazes me. For example, I started beating it when I was like 13. 29 now, and I’m going to say that on average, I beat it like once a day. > > 365x16=5840 > > Discuss. You only shot 3.78 Gallons of load. To fill a 50 Gallon drum, you need to beat it 4 times a day for 52.81 years! You better step up your game bro! ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/19 "2009-03-19T04:58:54Z")
LOL This thread is in the “Off Beat” section of Shift518. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/20 "2009-03-19T05:37:33Z")
wow cant say I really have thought about it that much but yes jerking off while you have to pee is weird cause it goes away… then when your done it comes back but the piss feels 10x better [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905.md?page=2)