# Ever estimate how many times you've beat off? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 18, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905 "2009-03-18T21:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/21 "2009-03-19T05:38:42Z")
I knew a kid in high school that calculated how many miles he had fucked his girlfriend, based on how big it was, average number of thrusts each time, how many times they did it, etc… ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/22 "2009-03-19T05:44:31Z")
> [@My rant on motorcyclists](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-rant-on-motorcyclists/15698/41): > > I knew a kid in high school that calculated how many miles he had fucked his girlfriend, based on how big it was, average number of thrusts each time, how many times they did it, etc… HAHAHAHAA Thats a good one too! ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/23 "2009-03-19T05:45:16Z")
> [@My rant on motorcyclists](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-rant-on-motorcyclists/15698/41): > > I knew a kid in high school that calculated how many miles he had fucked his girlfriend, based on how big it was, average number of thrusts each time, how many times they did it, etc… Whats the forumal get it! ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/24 "2009-03-19T05:48:19Z")
Inches x Thrusts x Fucks = xxxxx inches -\> convert to miles. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/25 "2009-03-19T06:09:05Z")
> [@Firefox Users & Sirius Subscribers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/firefox-users-sirius-subscribers/15823/2): > > Whats the forumal get it! Dont worry dude… even if you fuck for hours, every day… you woldnt make it around the block with your needle dick. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/26 "2009-03-19T06:17:57Z")
> [@FS: 96 GTI VR6](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-96-gti-vr6/15826/6): > > Dont worry dude… even if you fuck for hours, every day… you woldnt make it around the block with your needle dick. Hahahahahaha You silly fuck :rofl No really you are right 😢 ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/27 "2009-03-19T06:24:53Z")
This is why I have a g/f and trust me, she gets the job done. Just about a year of the best sex I have ever had in my life. No need to rub it out. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/28 "2009-03-19T06:29:53Z")
> [@!\*!\*! NEED A DEEP FRYER FOR THE BBQ !\*!\*!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-deep-fryer-for-the-bbq/15758/10): > > This is why I have a g/f and trust me, she gets the job done. Just about a year of the best sex I have ever had in my life. No need to rub it out. i rub it out even after sex, nothing like good ol jerkin ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/29 "2009-03-19T06:33:36Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/205): > > i rub it out even after sex, nothing like good ol jerkin +1 dude theres been days where we had sex like 3 times, and when she wsant around I jerked off anyways sometimes it just feels good ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/30 "2009-03-19T06:34:47Z")
I hear you but the thing is, she like to get it ALL out. She loves it for some reason. When she’s done i’m as dry as a 80 year old vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/31 "2009-03-19T06:41:35Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/208): > > I hear you but the thing is, she like to get it ALL out. She loves it for some reason. When she’s done i’m as dry as a 80 year old vagina. Check your balls then, cause seriously, I bust some biggg fuckin nuts… and I don’t tend to run out ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/32 "2009-03-19T06:49:12Z")
Ok i wasn’t being literal about that bit. What I was implying is that when you have sex like twice a day, not just quickie get it done sex, but like, sex until you pass out sex, you tend to not feel the need to rub it out. Or at least I don’t anyway. Save it for later. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/33 "2009-03-19T06:58:50Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/210): > > Ok i wasn’t being literal about that bit. What I was implying is that when you have sex like twice a day, not just quickie get it done sex, but like, sex until you pass out sex, you tend to not feel the need to rub it out. Or at least I don’t anyway. Save it for later. LOL! Not true in my case After a nap im good for rubbin it out ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/34 "2009-03-19T07:18:24Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/205): > > i rub it out even after sex, nothing like good ol jerkin thats cause you really like men :ahh :rofl seriously though, when i’m in a relationship avg once a day, other than that it depends on how bored i am but at least 1x ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/35 "2009-03-19T07:28:54Z")
i was 10. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmerz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmerz/32/6370_2.png) [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/36 "2009-03-19T07:41:41Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/154): > > Man…i dont even wanna do the math…lol im married… if i did the math it would crash IBMs new petaflop processor ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/37 "2009-03-19T07:42:00Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/38 "2009-03-19T07:52:17Z")
> [@Wayne64SS"](#): > > thats cause you really like men :ahh :rofl rolf, :asshole ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/39 "2009-03-19T08:08:07Z")
Anyone ever passout bustin a nut in the shower? My gf blew me yesterday, and I was 90% to the point where I was going to pass out. I saw stars, and felt really tipsy, but didnt loose vision, so i was that close to passing out. LOL I was just thinking how funny it was if you passed out in the shower after wackin it, and someone heard the crash and walked in with ou slumped over the tub with your dick in hand. ahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/40 "2009-03-19T08:12:10Z")
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