# Ever estimate how many times you've beat off? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 18, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905 "2009-03-18T21:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/41 "2009-03-19T08:15:22Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/208): > > I hear you but the thing is, she like to get it ALL out. She loves it for some reason. When she’s done i’m as dry as a 80 year old vagina. zomg :rofl im dieing ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/42 "2009-03-19T10:22:59Z")
![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1230874157453.png](http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1230874157453.png) also this, but idk if some might consider this NWS, but check it out. [http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1223350016690.jpg](http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1223350016690.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/43 "2009-03-19T10:25:52Z")
Oh, that’s just fucking wrong man. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/44 "2009-03-19T10:29:39Z")
> [@COMPUTER GEEKS ASSEMBLE - worth it to fix this pc or just buy a new one?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/computer-geeks-assemble-worth-it-to-fix-this-pc-or-just-buy-a-new-one/15840/4): > > oh, that’s just fucking wrong man. :d :d :d ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/45 "2009-03-19T10:31:12Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/210): > > Ok i wasn’t being literal about that bit. What I was implying is that when you have sex like twice a day, not just quickie get it done sex, but like, sex until you pass out sex, you tend to not feel the need to rub it out. Or at least I don’t anyway. Save it for later. my ex told me straight up that im not allowed and that i have to save it for her to take care of. sometimes i was good for a couple of days and sometimes i needed two or three a day. im still trying to figure out why the hell that is like that and how that works. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/46 "2009-03-19T10:31:51Z")
Fuuuck that. That’s just mean. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/47 "2009-03-19T10:37:01Z")
> [@08 CAMARO IS ON!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/08-camaro-is-on/15783/26): > > my ex told me straight up that im not allowed and that i have to save it for her to take care of. sometimes i was good for a couple of days and sometimes i needed two or three a day. im still trying to figure out why the hell that is like that and how that works. cum in a cup and save it for her then ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/48 "2009-03-19T10:37:16Z")
> [@Where to buy 3.5" exhaust tubing](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-to-buy-3-5-exhaust-tubing/15803/10): > > Fuuuck that. > > That’s just mean. well, i guess, but the big plus was she lived SUPER close, so i’d just IM her or call her and shes at my house within 15 minutes, no clothes and “working”, so that was convenient. That was kool. Faster than any take out delivery. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/49 "2009-03-19T10:37:59Z")
I live with my boyfriend and I would still never tell him he can’t do that! ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/50 "2009-03-19T10:38:38Z")
> [@FS: Bills Tickets](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-bills-tickets/15839/8): > > cum in a cup and save it for her then PFT hahahaha :rofl she never swallowed though. I asked her if it’s the taste thats offputting and she said “no, its actually good” so i was like :wtf the whole time. still cant figure that out. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/51 "2009-03-19T10:39:24Z")
> [@COMPUTER GEEKS ASSEMBLE - worth it to fix this pc or just buy a new one?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/computer-geeks-assemble-worth-it-to-fix-this-pc-or-just-buy-a-new-one/15840/5): > > I live with my boyfriend and I would still never tell him he can’t do that! idk, i guess she felt like its her duty or something. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/52 "2009-03-19T10:40:35Z")
> [@Hahaha another sony sucks thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahaha-another-sony-sucks-thread/15828/7): > > PFT hahahaha :rofl > > she never swallowed though. I asked her if it’s the taste thats offputting and she said “no, its actually good” so i was like :wtf the whole time. still cant figure that out. come on no girl think its good. but a lot of the times they dont like the texture. my new girl is a fucking champ. loves the cum. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/53 "2009-03-19T10:45:31Z")
> [@WTB: Prelude Motor Mount](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-prelude-motor-mount/15761/7): > > come on no girl think its good. but a lot of the times they dont like the texture. > > my new girl is a fucking champ. loves the cum. she got a sister?:excited or a lonely cousin? neighbor? friend? acquaintance? ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/54 "2009-03-19T11:01:27Z")
LMAO to this thread.A lot of truth going on in here ,I must say. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/55 "2009-03-19T11:06:40Z")
THEE most truthfull ones about this that I’ve seen were on /b/ ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/56 "2009-03-19T12:41:30Z")
> [@votblindub"](#): > > she got a sister?:excited > > or a lonely cousin? > neighbor? > friend? > acquaintance? \*\*calls gf, asks if her sister would blow this ramdom dude i hardly know and swallow his spunk. yea that would go down real nice :banghead ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/57 "2009-03-19T12:45:59Z")
HAHAHAHA, thats now what I asked, but what the hell, the direct approach works. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/58 "2009-03-20T02:01:28Z")
Isn’t it great when you forgot to beat off earlier in the day, and you realize that you haven’t beat off yet?! Sometimes I’ll use lube as like a treat to myself. I remember using shaving cream as a kid once, and if I had some extra I may do it again someday. Some things never change I guess. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/59 "2009-03-20T04:53:21Z")
put ur little cock away and stop using daddys shaving cream. damn kids :Idiots ---
**Author:** ![silveradoman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silveradoman/32/6487_2.png) [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905/60 "2009-03-20T18:27:25Z")
too scared to think of it jeez…sometimes i wake up a 1/2 hr early just to make sure everything is still workin…hate having to make the decision weather to pee first or to rub one out…thats a tough one…its usually pee first b/c when yer all done its kinda hard to pee for a while b/c its still hard n pee dont fly straight when its pointing at the sky…:ahh [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-estimate-how-many-times-youve-beat-off/242905.md?page=4)