# Ever stick yer foot right in yer mouth.. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 11, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489 "2006-12-11T14:33:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/1 "2006-12-11T14:33:13Z")
Have ya ever said something really stupid and realized you said it in front of the wrong person? Like totally offensive and when you say it you feel like 2 feet tall? Last night i was in my ol’ mans bar having a few beers. My wife and her attractive friend are just walking out. On the way in is one of my wifes hair clients. Well as soon as she leaves he sits down next to me not knowing who i was and says “Boy id eat the corn outta their shit anyday!”:jawdrop: ROFL i look at the guy next to me as he looks at me knowing it was my wife, & chuckle. I then turn to the guy who said it and said “Well thank you, i take that as a compliment-She’s my wife” Oh man the look on his face was _priceless!!_ LOL just wondering how often silly shit like this happens. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/2 "2006-12-11T14:34:12Z")
pics of wife or BS ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/3 "2006-12-11T14:35:45Z")
pics of corn or BS ---
**Author:** ![LiveRound](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@LiveRound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LiveRound)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/4 "2006-12-11T14:36:48Z")
hahahahahaha!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/5 "2006-12-11T14:40:40Z")
LOL nice. i havent done anything too bad besides talk about how “retarded” someone is in front of someone who is a bit challenged themselves. That was last night actually, but i don’t think he noticed. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/6 "2006-12-11T14:40:54Z")
> [@fairgentleman Z](#): > > pics of corn or BS lol ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/7 "2006-12-11T15:00:52Z")
dont have any pics of the wife on the 'puter. I ate all the corn. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/8 "2006-12-11T15:04:25Z")
Make out with me Jay ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/9 "2006-12-11T16:03:34Z")
hahahahahahahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/10 "2006-12-11T16:34:26Z")
my buddy tried to give a high five to a kid without a hand during a ski trip…the kid was a good sport about it though. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/11 "2006-12-11T16:35:57Z")
i once yelled at a kid to stop making faces at me when i worked at a bike store. turns out he had turrets. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/12 "2006-12-11T20:45:28Z")
> [@newman](#): > > i once yelled at a kid to stop making faces at me when i worked at a bike store. turns out he had turrets. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/13 "2006-12-11T20:56:32Z")
> [@newman](#): > > i once yelled at a kid to stop making faces at me when i worked at a bike store. turns out he had turrets. What kind of turrets were they? Like the ones on a tank, or the ones on a fortress? Or did you mean Tourette’s? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/14 "2006-12-11T22:24:23Z")
One of my coworkers was talkin’ to me, telling me how an ex-coworker was outside and I go “Really!? Wait… is his girlfriend with him!?” (The only reason I ask is because even though I’ve never met her, I knew she was VERY jealous and I didn’t want her to get the wrong idea, because she’s heard my name before.) Turns out she was standing at the counter right behind my coworker and goes “I’m his girlfriend.” My mind just went completely blank as I tried to explain who I was and why I asked. It was so fucking awkward. I ended up giving her a discount on cigs cuz I felt like a complete douche. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/15 "2006-12-11T22:57:20Z")
last weekend i was at a friends place for a lil GTG … and one of the guys dropped his beer and i blurted out “JESUS CHRIST USE TWO FUCKING HANDS!!” his nickname … stubs … he CANT use 2 hands … ---
**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/16 "2006-12-12T06:46:45Z")
was having a few beers at a house party, playing kings/circle of death. one of the kids there was a friend, but not real close as i had only met him that summer. didnt know that when he drinks, he loses his ability to control his studdering problem. 9 bust a rhyme comes up, he goes to rhyme and studders. and me being drunk start saying “to to today ju ju junior” from billy madison. “KID CANT EVEN READ!!!” yeah everyone goes quiet, and i’m like “what?” another time i was at a sabres game with a friend visiting me in town. he had his fiance with him. i have 2 tix in lower levels, but only two, so since there were three of us we just went and got some random seats in the nosebleeds. on the way up i mentioned i hadnt sat in the bleeds yet but looked forward to it. then i said, the only bad thing is “this is where all the canucks sit” oh yeah, his fiance is from toronto. and she totally called me out on it too…“and thats bad because???” yeah i mumbled my way through a horrible excuse and halfway through just apologized for being a dick ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/17 "2006-12-12T07:05:23Z")
one day a guy at my dads place was getting fired after like 7 years, and i had no idea. he had already been fired, and i happened to fixed something big just moments before. he was in the shop saying his goodbyes, and i walked up to him, and jokingly go “jesus christ, you guys would be fucked without me!”… i still didnt know he had been fired until he left like 30 min later… wow i felt like a dick ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/18 "2006-12-12T07:06:00Z")
i do when my toenails get too long ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/19 "2006-12-12T07:43:53Z")
> [@neurokinetik](#): > > What kind of turrets were they? Like the ones on a tank, or the ones on a fortress? > > Or did you mean Tourette’s? 😛 you got me. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/20 "2006-12-12T07:54:55Z")
at a resturarnt out of state… our waiter…err…waitress. lets just say. She had a moustache and everything else. and she sat us and before I heard her speak I went to ask her where the bathroom was. “sir? where is the bathrooms” -dirty ass look “right over there”- in a girls voice i felt wierd [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489.md?page=2)