# Ever stick yer foot right in yer mouth.. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 11, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489 "2006-12-11T14:33:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/21 "2006-12-12T08:02:35Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > at a resturarnt out of state… our waiter…err…waitress. > lets just say. She had a moustache and everything else. and she sat us and before I heard her speak I went to ask her where the bathroom was. > “sir? where is the bathrooms” > -dirty ass look > “right over there”- in a girls voice > i felt wierd probably not as weird as she felt. but by your post she didnt seem that offended by it, so maybe shes used to it. ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/22 "2006-12-12T08:09:55Z")
i was in class talking to this kid joking around and was like so what did you mom say about the sex last night… he goes my mom is dead i try to back peddle and be a smart ass and say o yea that was your dad and hes like they both died in a car crash and i live with my aunt come to find out it was true and i had no more comebacks so i left the classroom boy did i feel like a asshole ---
**Author:** ![BLKGSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkgsr/32/7576_2.png) [@BLKGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BLKGSR)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/23 "2006-12-12T08:19:15Z")
Every year the pharmacy that I work at has an annual christmas party at salvatores, and this was my first year working there. So after dinner, we play this game where everyone gets 3 playing cards and an empty drug bottle. Each bottle has a certain amount of money in it. So when your card is called, you can get up and take anyones bottle, but at the end everyone has to have only/atleast one bottle. So the game ends and I have two bottles, so someone takes my one extra bottle, that turned out to have the $500 prize in it. So I was like, “Damn, I just got jewed” with my boss standing next to me. Turns out my boss is jewish, which I didn’t know at the time. That was awkward lol. ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/24 "2006-12-12T10:01:43Z")
people that is me 99.9% of the time. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/25 "2006-12-12T10:19:59Z")
> [@audios](#): > > another time i was at a sabres game with a friend visiting me in town. he had his fiance with him. i have 2 tix in lower levels, but only two, so since there were three of us we just went and got some random seats in the nosebleeds. on the way up i mentioned i hadnt sat in the bleeds yet but looked forward to it. then i said, the only bad thing is “this is where all the canucks sit” oh yeah, his fiance is from toronto. and she totally called me out on it too…“and thats bad because???” yeah i mumbled my way through a horrible excuse and halfway through just apologized for being a dick Haha that’s when you just plow forward with it: “Because all you canucks keep screaming about icing, eh?” ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489/26 "2006-12-12T10:22:11Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > at a resturarnt out of state… our waiter…err…waitress. > lets just say. She had a moustache and everything else. and she sat us and before I heard her speak I went to ask her where the bathroom was. > “sir? where is the bathrooms” > -dirty ass look > “right over there”- in a girls voice > i felt wierd Don’t feel bad, im sure there was plenty of spit in your dinner to make up for it. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-stick-yer-foot-right-in-yer-mouth/21489.md?page=1)