# Ever thought you were fucked up? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 8, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-thought-you-were-fucked-up/15691 "2006-08-08T17:12:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-thought-you-were-fucked-up/15691/21 "2006-08-10T08:30:43Z")
"“I frequently jerk off to the thought of my ex-girlfriends dressed as clowns with massive breast implants.” :gotme: " when i get [drunk](http://grouphug.us/random/drunk) i [steal](http://grouphug.us/random/steal) [girls](http://grouphug.us/random/girls) handbags when they are not lookin. i then buy [weed](http://grouphug.us/random/weed) with their [money](http://grouphug.us/random/money). it doesnt finance a [drug](http://grouphug.us/random/drug) habit, more sort of creates one. its fun. " "I secretly felt happy when two of my co-workers had miscarriages. " “I think we should call [child](http://grouphug.us/random/child) services on every parent who gives their [child](http://grouphug.us/random/child) a mullet. I see it every day and there’s no excuse for abuse like that.” - i agree. ---
**Author:** ![RedConquestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redconquesttsi/32/7326_2.png) [@RedConquestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedConquestTSi)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-thought-you-were-fucked-up/15691/22 "2006-08-10T08:45:58Z")
> [@RedDawg](#): > > One night, after having a badass sex with my girfriend. We were playing around and she licked my lower stomach, and all of a sudden I felt a tingley feeling around my penis. I looked down, and she was giggling. Apparently, she had stuck a half-inch rusty nail down my peehole. To this day, I still have the nail in a sock in my drawer. Is this something that the website said, or did this really happen to you? Just wondering, cause you didn’t “Quote” it haha ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-thought-you-were-fucked-up/15691/23 "2006-08-10T09:16:05Z")
for shits and giggles…how much would a set of 1 of wheels cost a guy ---
**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-thought-you-were-fucked-up/15691/24 "2006-08-10T09:58:39Z")
lol best so far… all from one entry… * * * i told my roommates 16 year old girlfriend who had an abortion “who am i to judge? you’re cooler than me, you’ve killed someone and i havent” i also told my best friend at the time, who was put off by his sick aunt living at his house, “well hopefully the cancer goes terminal” 2 days after her best friend committed suicide, i told a girl from my work who badly wanted me, “if i was your friend, i’d kill myself too” after a girl found out i had been seeing 3 or 4 other girls the entire 4 months we dated, she told me “i had sex with a random guy lastnight” and my response was “cool now your next date will be with a coat hanger.” one time i asked an indian with a malcolm x jacket on “is that a target?” * * * i have a new idol! ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-thought-you-were-fucked-up/15691/25 "2006-08-10T12:04:05Z")
> [@RedConquestTSi](#): > > Is this something that the website said, or did this really happen to you? > > Just wondering, cause you didn’t “Quote” it haha that was a personal experience ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-thought-you-were-fucked-up/15691/26 "2006-08-10T12:05:44Z")
LMAO @ “if i was your friend, i’d kill myself too” [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-thought-you-were-fucked-up/15691.md?page=1)