# Ever wanted to pop a cherry? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 12, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902 "2008-09-12T10:11:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/41 "2008-09-15T10:42:59Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > Who in their right mind would pay for that shit? > I bet 250,000 that she isn’t even a virgin. :crackup rofl + 1 on both statements > [@Shady](#): > > Pics or it dident happen hahaha she said she only wants a man with intelligence etc, what man spending that kind of money will have any intelligence at all ? shes so gay “i want to capitalize” ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/42 "2008-09-15T10:47:26Z")
Fucking whore. If I was rich i’d outbid everyone just to be able to do stuff with her. I’d blindfold her and tell her I think it’s sexy, then as she’s lying there all horny I would pull out one of those gas weedwackers with a dildo attached to the end and just jam it up her ass. Take that, virgin bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/43 "2008-09-15T10:48:42Z")
whoa ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/44 "2008-09-15T10:49:34Z")
> [@Singh](#): > > whoa Just imagine that, girl is lying there thinking she’s going to have some great sex. Then out of nowhere… “brapp brapp brappppp!!!” :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/45 "2008-09-15T10:52:02Z")
hahaa dude use a sawzall ! ![http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xkqrRScFOSI/RsOhx4V8ZiI/AAAAAAAAAH4/nJw6OPLeVZU/s1600/Heather%2Bwith%2Bsawzall.jpg](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xkqrRScFOSI/RsOhx4V8ZiI/AAAAAAAAAH4/nJw6OPLeVZU/s1600/Heather%2Bwith%2Bsawzall.jpg) BY THE WAY DONT EVER SEARCH ‘SAWZALL DILDO’ ON GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH WITH SAFE MODE OFF YOU BEEN WARNED ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/46 "2008-09-15T10:54:16Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > Just imagine that, girl is lying there thinking she’s going to have some great sex. Then out of nowhere… “brapp brapp brappppp!!!” > > :crackup big fat dildo on one of these ![http://www.professional-power-tool-guide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/rotary-hammer-drill.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/b/bbacc35e1e09cef265039c9757fd56b6eb52f74a.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/47 "2008-09-15T10:55:25Z")
> [@votblindub](#): > > big fat dildo on one of these idk man the sawzall will work WAY better ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/48 "2008-09-15T10:55:44Z")
> [@votblindub](#): > > big fat dildo on one of these > ![http://www.professional-power-tool-guide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/rotary-hammer-drill.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/b/bbacc35e1e09cef265039c9757fd56b6eb52f74a.jpeg) rofl perfect. :mwahaha ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/49 "2008-09-15T10:56:15Z")
u guys r fuckin crzy…jackhammers work better ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/50 "2008-09-15T10:56:49Z")
it just spins and gives a slight hammer action only if its really pressed in HARD as fuck , u would rip her open before any hammer action creates any vibration with that sawzall ftw if u guys dont agree u never used a sawzall 😛 ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/51 "2008-09-15T10:57:26Z")
hammerdrill is the best, it goes in and out and spins ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/52 "2008-09-15T10:57:37Z")
From what I have read she has like rules. and she is like semi going to pick the person ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/53 "2008-09-15T10:58:04Z")
> [@mcflurry](#): > > u guys r fuckin crzy…jackhammers work better o wow… that could be a very awkward death ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/54 "2008-09-15T10:58:47Z")
so if u pay u can get turned down and be SOL? > [@Murrdog9000](#): > > o wow… that could be a very awkward death ya i was thinkin that after i posted it ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/55 "2008-09-15T11:00:35Z")
> [@SRS BZNS](#): > > From what I have read she has like rules. FUCK THAT LOL 250k or MORE and there is RULES ? LOLLLLLLLLLl and @ mcflurry no one pays unless they are accepted by her, so u wouldnt spend 250 g’s and be SOL, i mean actually, u would be SOL cuz u just paid 250gs to get laid ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/56 "2008-09-15T11:00:54Z")
Just get her drunk and do her for free. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/57 "2008-09-15T11:01:41Z")
chris has the right idea ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/58 "2008-09-15T11:02:15Z")
:nod ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/59 "2008-09-15T11:04:48Z")
i need a beer…but i got school in 4 hours :sad ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/60 "2008-09-15T11:05:30Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > Just get her drunk and do her for free. haha shes gonna be a HUGE whore right after all this blows over, thats what happens when you wait until your fuckin 40 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902.md?page=4)