# Ever wanted to pop a cherry?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 12, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902 "2008-09-12T10:11:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/61 "2008-09-15T11:06:34Z")

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roadtrip anyone??

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**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/62 "2008-09-15T11:26:03Z")

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> [@mcflurry](#):
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> i need a beer…but i got school in 4 hours :sad

best way to start the day…redbull and smirnoff, then get 100 on your math quiz :banana :banana :banana :banana

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/63 "2008-09-15T11:37:44Z")

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> [@McBitchin](#):
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> best way to start the day…redbull and smirnoff, then get 100 on your math quiz :banana :banana :banana :banana

whats a quiz, Mark? :ssh

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**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/64 "2008-09-15T11:41:22Z")

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its this thing where the teacher decides to be a fag and hands us out a piece of paper with questions on it and you have to answer them, if I had to compare them to anything I’d compare taking them to the feeling of running out of beer. :headbang

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/65 "2008-09-15T11:47:16Z")

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> [@McBitchin](#):
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> its this thing where the teacher decides to be a fag and hands us out a piece of paper with questions on it and you have to answer them, if I had to compare them to anything I’d compare taking them to the feeling of running out of beer. :headbang

i dont like beer.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/66 "2008-09-15T11:51:02Z")

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> [@votblindub](#):
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> i dont like beer.

you obviously haven’t drank enough of it then :nod

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/67 "2008-09-15T11:56:44Z")

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> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#):
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> you obviously haven’t drank enough of it then :nod

:lol well, im aware of the whole thing when you dont like the taste of the beverage, but you keep drinking till the point where taste doesnt matter, but id need a lot of beer to get drunk to THAT stage. i just dont drink in general

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/68 "2008-09-15T11:57:00Z")

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> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#):
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> you obviously haven’t drank enough of it then :nod

:rofl

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/69 "2008-09-15T11:59:47Z")

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> [@91 teg](#):
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> bro i was in highschool pics would get me in trouble

no they woudlent shes legal now… err was legal then… catch my drift

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/70 "2008-09-15T12:01:08Z")

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> [@Shady](#):
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> no they woudlent shes legal now… err was legal then… catch my drift

:ninja  
:lmao

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/71 "2008-09-15T12:49:01Z")

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if i lived out there my lifes goal would be to reel her in get her to think i was this awesome guy and then fuck her before the auction ended one night when she was drunk.

I would then leave her a note:

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!  
You may want to become AN HERO.  
Bros before hoes i just saved some poor schlub $250000 cause it was worth $5 so i left you these quarters and that ticket for my free taco bell burrito.  
Oh and i may or may not have herpes and i think the condom ripped.

what was your roomates # again  
Ron

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**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/72 "2008-09-15T12:57:50Z")

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> [@n!cole](#):
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> :wtf
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> Fuck my life, I should have kept my legs closed longer. :sad

whos gonna pay u 250k come on nicole, be real (J/K couldnt resist the opening u left)

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**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/73 "2008-09-15T13:03:23Z")

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> [@JVG Motorsports](#):
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> whos gonna pay u 250k come on nicole, be real (J/K couldnt resist the opening u left)

OH MAN  
THATS ROUGH JON

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/74 "2008-09-15T13:06:55Z")

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haaaaaa

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**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/75 "2008-09-15T13:20:08Z")

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I’d tap that if I didn’t like boys

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/76 "2008-09-15T13:36:34Z")

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> [@AP1Nick](#):
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> I’d tap that if I didn’t like boys

screenshotted for the intrawebz for ages to come

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/77 "2008-09-15T13:42:34Z")

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> [@AP1Nick](#):
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> I’d tap that if I didn’t like boys

wat

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**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/78 "2008-09-15T13:48:44Z")

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> [@AP1Nick](#):
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> OH MAN  
> THATS ROUGH JON

I had to just for the fact then when asked nicole provided no nudes in a previous thread.

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/79 "2008-09-15T14:02:31Z")

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Every post by Chris88z24 in this thread…he was probably drunk.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wanted-to-pop-a-cherry/238902/80 "2008-09-15T15:01:19Z")

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> [@K20powerz](#):
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> Every post by Chris88z24 in this thread…he was probably drunk.

I didn’t drink today you cock knocker.

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