# Ever wonder who would win.

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**Created:** [March 8, 2007, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wonder-who-would-win/25600 "2007-03-08T08:18:33Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-wonder-who-would-win/25600/23 "2007-03-08T15:03:42Z")

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[quote=“sureshot!,post:19,topic:25600"”]

omg i feel like we should just really duke it out after that ensemble of insults

PREDATOR:

Awesome invisibility Suit  
Mounted Shoulder Cannon  
Nuclear equipped Self-Destruct capabilities  
Sweet Retractable Claws  
9 foot tall with 6/pack and 4% bodyfat  
Really cool spear thing  
Awesome futuristic mask which had thermal and night vision and voice manipulation…  
and a mouth so wide he could eat a baby rabbit in one bite

ROBOCOP:

Bad acting  
Tin Can armor  
Such a puny wimpy body he could hide a gun in his leg since his thighs were so weak  
a crappy jet pack

TERMINATOR:

republican  
bad acting  
no sweet weapons  
poor spanish accent

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Listen, Terminator doesn’t need all the fancy weapon shit. He needs a sawed off shotgun and a motorcycle. That’s it.  
**Terminator**  
Doesn’t feel pain  
Doesn’t have remorse  
Is made completely out of metal  
Lives for 120 years on 1 friggin battery  
Can minic anyone’s voice  
Can replay things from his internal memory  
Is stronger than 5 men  
Can withstand fire

I can’t believe you would stick up for that rasta haired alien homo.

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