# every mans dream **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 22, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271 "2008-09-22T06:19:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/1 "2008-09-22T06:19:13Z")
so you just became a male (straight!) porn star, you rail hot chicks day in day out and thats great. Only one thing is missing in your life… a cheesy porn name! What would you pick??? ( fresh names only please) for me, hands down. Ebenezer Spooge ![http://www.dickensfair.com/images-pressphotos/Scrooge300med.jpg](http://www.dickensfair.com/images-pressphotos/Scrooge300med.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/2 "2008-09-22T06:21:31Z")
Jim “the hammer” shapiro ---
**Author:** ![matter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/97f17d/32.png) [@matter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matter)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/3 "2008-09-22T06:30:17Z")
jumbo thornwood ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/4 "2008-09-22T06:32:16Z")
Yellow Fever wrd. ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/5 "2008-09-22T06:33:30Z")
“Church Lancer” ---
**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/6 "2008-09-22T06:39:01Z")
heath dredger ![http://images.google.com/url?q=http://ourblue.eu/zen/images/Diamond%2520Dredger.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFr6gVWCppIL3VZMUHI2yyTtDm7Gg](http://images.google.com/url?q=http://ourblue.eu/zen/images/Diamond%2520Dredger.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFr6gVWCppIL3VZMUHI2yyTtDm7Gg) ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/7 "2008-09-22T06:40:50Z")
Mt. Everygirl (in case you suck, that’s pronounced “mount every girl” ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/8 "2008-09-22T06:42:53Z")
I thought that was a given… “Middle name, Street name you grew up on” B. Parkside ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/9 "2008-09-22T06:48:17Z")
Monty Muffpuncher ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/10 "2008-09-22T07:12:51Z")
Aleck Pussay ---
**Author:** ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/11 "2008-09-22T07:23:32Z")
Richie Fargo ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/12 "2008-09-22T07:26:02Z")
Biblach Kaulk ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/13 "2008-09-22T07:28:27Z")
Mister Gu ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/14 "2008-09-22T07:33:15Z")
Guzinia…Dick Guzinia ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/15 "2008-09-22T07:33:57Z")
Peter Gozinia ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/16 "2008-09-22T07:34:42Z")
> [@K Cuv](#): > > Guzinia…Dick Guzinia :tup: ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/17 "2008-09-22T07:55:58Z")
richard fitzwell. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/18 "2008-09-22T08:11:11Z")
Richard spewz ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/19 "2008-09-22T08:43:53Z")
Scott Cottonwood or Scott Burnside or Scott Northwood. (middle name, street I grew up on. Other streets I lived on) Or, Clean Baldy works just fine. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271/20 "2008-09-22T08:48:46Z")
James Prospect… I do like mister munch though. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/every-mans-dream/55271.md?page=2)