# everyone ask swift about his couch dancing at my party lol **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 7, 2008, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422 "2008-10-07T11:46:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![slowgto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@slowgto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowgto)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/1 "2008-10-07T11:46:06Z")
so swift gets drunk and stands on the couches with another dude and starts dancing in the middle of jillians? GAY? i think so hahahahahahah…u da man swift ---
**Author:** ![slowgto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@slowgto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowgto)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/2 "2008-10-07T11:47:24Z")
oh and mike can vouch for this ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/3 "2008-10-07T11:48:44Z")
:umm ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/4 "2008-10-07T11:54:43Z")
not surprised :lol ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/5 "2008-10-07T11:56:43Z")
:benny :gay ---
**Author:** ![slowgto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@slowgto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowgto)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/6 "2008-10-07T12:01:11Z")
mike u missed it…we got back to my house from work and swift was doin the poopie dance real bad lol…i torchured him ---
**Author:** ![ashton02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@ashton02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ashton02)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/7 "2008-10-07T12:09:13Z")
> [@slowgto](#): > > so swift gets drunk and stands on the couches with another dude and starts dancing in the middle of jillians? > > GAY? i think so > > hahahahahahah…u da man swift :idiots i cant turn my back for like 2 seconds without him doing something homosexual. ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/8 "2008-10-07T17:40:07Z")
I wont repeat the things he spoke of that night. Oh, I saw slow and swifty today…well I saw slow…swifty was in the truck I guess but didnt see his head. :giggedy ---
**Author:** ![slowgto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@slowgto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowgto)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/9 "2008-10-07T18:19:10Z")
lol yeah he was bobbin for balls :banana ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/10 "2008-10-07T18:22:42Z")
True story. No idea who the other kid dancing with him was. ---
**Author:** ![ashton02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@ashton02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ashton02)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/11 "2008-10-07T19:40:19Z")
:eek ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/12 "2008-10-07T19:41:54Z")
> [@ashton02](#): > > :eek u should be scared , very scared… :lol ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/13 "2008-10-07T19:42:16Z")
:crackup ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/14 "2008-10-07T19:42:35Z")
:ponder ---
**Author:** ![ashton02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@ashton02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ashton02)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/15 "2008-10-07T19:44:25Z")
> [@Hank](#): > > u should be scared , very scared… :lol im terrified :ssh ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/16 "2008-10-07T19:45:52Z")
this type of thing shouldn’t be so surprising …i mean come on …its swift ---
**Author:** ![ashton02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@ashton02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ashton02)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/17 "2008-10-07T19:48:00Z")
good point, it is kind of expected :lol ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/18 "2008-10-07T19:52:49Z")
haha defiantly is ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/19 "2008-10-08T10:13:00Z")
> [@slowgto](#): > > mike u missed it…we got back to my house from work and swift was doin the poopie dance real bad lol…i torchured him ok… i had to take a shit, and not just your average… oh i have to poop sensation… like, this was boiling, brewing, mutating, ass ripping, i can’t hold the turtle back anymore or i’m going to shit myself right here right now, and greg decides to drive as slow as possible (after i’ve already been holding it in for like 2 hours) to his house, and then won’t open the door. Then he finally opens it just before i’m about to cry/shit on his driveway, and i go to walk in and he punches me in the stomach. > [@ashton02](#): > > :idiots i cant turn my back for like 2 seconds without him doing something homosexual. oh trust me, next time you “turn your back” i’m DEF doing something homosexual. :tong > [@QuickLT1](#): > > I wont repeat the things he spoke of that night. > > Oh, I saw slow and swifty today…well I saw slow…swifty was in the truck I guess but didnt see his head. :giggedy :ssh > [@Mike](#): > > True story. we are no longer best friends. > [@Silent](#): > > this type of thing shouldn’t be so surprising …i mean come on …its swift i take back everything nice i’ve said about your car, and i might even tell everyone how my beater walks you from a dig. :tong ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ask-swift-about-his-couch-dancing-at-my-party-lol/239422/20 "2008-10-08T10:19:22Z")
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