# EVO Tuning? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606 "2009-09-16T11:40:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/81 "2009-09-16T21:12:58Z")
lol @ making fake SN’s to talk shit :tup: ---
**Author:** ![DetailWNY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@DetailWNY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DetailWNY)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/82 "2009-09-16T21:13:50Z")
> [@EmeryatSTM](#): > > Since this must come out. > > Mike, In no way do I even consider you to be on the same level as us. Your maps, I do look at them and they do nothing but give me/us a great laugh. I have been saying for some time now that I would post them online but I dont want to be the one to show you what you are doing wrong. I think its great that you will tune any car that comes to you even though you have only owned a subaru. Basicaly you learn on your customers cars. How in the world is that safe or even ok to charge for? > > We are not only good at Evo’s and DSM, We are great. And now we are stepping into the subaru world just so we can embarass you in your own comfort zone. > > As far as James car running slow the day you were there, His two step was set real low so he could not launch the car (my fault). Even with that his car still trapped 122 so that brings back up my original point. MPH= HP and driving = ET… You also thought that antilag was his car blowing up hence, the threads where everyone was talking about how it blew up when it clearly ran its fastest time that night after that pass… > > Bottom line is, I’m tired of fixing your fuck ups. Learn how an engine works. > > -Em I don’t really know anything first hand about Emery aside from what I have seen posted on here. Emery, can you give some of the guys who are new to your demeanor a little time line(coming up from start to finish and any training/certs) on how ended up STM and such a prestigious tuner. I ask out of pure ignorance… ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/83 "2009-09-16T21:14:01Z")
> [@EmeryatSTM](#): > > MPH= HP and driving = ET… > > -Em If you shift the way this STi kid is shifting, MPH and ET are thrown out the window. ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/84 "2009-09-16T21:15:46Z")
Emery you really are a joke. From an outsider looking in, I’m embarassed at the way you present yourself infront of your target audience. As it ALWAYS does in business (I know you think you’ve got it figured out with all 2 years on your own), I gaurantee this comes back to bite you on the ass. Truly the “unclassiest” businessman I’ve ever witnessed. Results or no results, you’re a pretty big douche ---
**Author:** ![Emery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Emery](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Emery)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/85 "2009-09-16T21:19:11Z")
> [@alpha earl](#): > > In terms of professionalism, the same could be said about you, and how come you cant defend yourself about something as easy as checking tps to fix a problem? You are clearly not smart at all…Why didnt you just tune the car if you know so much. I’m sure my professionalism sucks, But Im pretty sure thats why I build race cars for a living and dont hand out money at a bank. Ever seen anyone work on cars in a suit and tie? I know you are all mad at me because I speak whats on my mind, But I dont care at all. If you dont like it, go somewhere else. Im not here to give you a reach around. -Em ---
**Author:** ![SUPERLOUDSTI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@SUPERLOUDSTI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SUPERLOUDSTI)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/86 "2009-09-16T21:20:08Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > If you shift the way this STi kid is shifting, MPH and ET are thrown out the window. It was stuttering between shifts 1st to 3rd I don’t flat foot shift those gears how the hell I shift fast when it’s stuttering. You want to drive it? I let my friend drive it Dino he used to have a 04 BlackSTI he was having the same problem stuttering between shifts in my car and he is a great driver. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/87 "2009-09-16T21:21:52Z")
Man I feel sorry for your outlook man. That is not how a mature adult should think or even say things. You should have enough pride and respect for yourself to want to conduct yourself in a respectable manner no matter who you are. ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/88 "2009-09-16T21:22:37Z")
This from the guy who posts graphs of cars detonating on the dyno and blames it on stretching straps? Or was this the guy who claimed he had brake fade and almost drove off the shut down road at NYIRP in a single pass? Oh wait, same guy. Sounds like he knows his automotive jargon! ---
**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/89 "2009-09-16T21:22:48Z")
:tdown: ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/90 "2009-09-16T21:23:34Z")
> [@EmeryatSTM](#): > > You are clearly not smart at all… > > I’m sure my professionalism sucks. I know you are all mad … But I dont care at all. If you dont like it, go somewhere else. > > -Em Thanks ---
**Author:** ![raiceboi697](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@raiceboi697](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/raiceboi697)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/91 "2009-09-16T21:25:32Z")
This so far has been the best reason to be woken up at midnight ever. Maybe a battle of the two shops cars is in order? The ricer V what ever innovative has. Not to be rude I just don’t really know much about you other then some guy mentioning you to me last winter. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/92 "2009-09-16T21:27:42Z")
Hey emery, what happens when your bitch leaves you? No more evo, no more shop. No more internet balls. ---
**Author:** ![Saxon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@Saxon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Saxon)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/93 "2009-09-16T21:29:36Z")
> [@EmeryatSTM](#): > > You are clearly not smart at all…Why didnt you just tune the car if you know so much. > > I’m sure my professionalism sucks, But Im pretty sure thats why I build race cars for a living and dont hand out money at a bank. Ever seen anyone work on cars in a suit and tie? I know you are all mad at me because I speak whats on my mind, But I dont care at all. If you dont like it, go somewhere else. Im not here to give you a reach around. > > -Em and im the one who isnt smart, yet when justins car was only reading 60% throttle (with pedal to the floor) i recommended checking the tps voltage, and checking to see if the throttle plate was opening all the way, yet all you did was take off the pedal stop (got caught on floor and was hitting rev limit for awhile) and then adjusting it in dsm link to read 100% even though when we physically checked the throttle body a couple weeks later it was only opening a little over halfway, 10 mins later after adjusting the cables we had it opening 100% the RIGHT WAY i dont tune cars although i know what parts do, how to diagnose them etc etc, i also know how to act like a professional (13 credits shy of 2 business degrees and professional automotive training certs) you dont have to wear a tie and suit to act professional… ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/94 "2009-09-16T21:29:50Z")
Relax with the completely personal insults. Insult with dynographs and car related shit. Stop calling girls a bitch, stop bringing other dirty laundry in. Final warning. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/95 "2009-09-16T21:33:40Z")
I’m sorry, shawna is a very nice person, and i respect everything that she does honestly but emery sucks ---
**Author:** ![EVOLUTION\_VIII\_MR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/evolution_viii_mr/32/5187_2.png) [@EVOLUTION\_VIII\_MR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EVOLUTION_VIII_MR)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/96 "2009-09-16T21:34:17Z")
> [@Jim1234664](#): > > dont some of you guys fly some guru in to tune your evos? we fly in tom klemman to do our tuning > [@deebo](#): > > innovative or klemann > > ask EVOLUTION VIII MR > > he went from an stm tune to a klemann tune. ask him what he prefers > [@jt76](#): > > But seriously, i think Mike (EVOLUTION MR) is all the proof you need, Klemann for the m’fin win > [@blee](#): > > Stm if you want it tuned right the first time. agrees and disagrees in these statements tom retuned my car from my original emery stm tune within 10 minutes of tweaking tom made my car feel 100 times better and have afrs that were not off the uego on the rich side not saying that stm cant tune emery can do good work and i give him credit to all the work he puts into his cars to make them what they are however i feel that he doesnt put in all the same effort to every car imo i wasn’t happy with my emery tune and i went to someone else who emery offered to fix it and thats great and all, just wasnt worth my trip when tom was in town and offered to fix mine my car definitely feels better though… but then again what do i know since my car should be running 12.3 bone stock with nothing done to it :shrug: i never had a problem with emery or any of his crew but i must say lately there has been a ton of immaturity going on and thats a big turn off to wanting to do business there ever again :tdown: > [@SUPERLOUDSTI](#): > > You ran 12.5 at 110mph at nyi that is horrible check your tune. You should be in the 11s easy with your mods. and you should be in the 10s with your mods but your not because you cant drive maybe you should learn to drive, then come talk since you run slower then him, and lose to marks evo when he had an exhaust intake and tune on it… ---
**Author:** ![Emery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Emery](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Emery)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/97 "2009-09-16T21:43:25Z")
I’m glad Tom fixed your car. Tom and I are great friends. You seem like a good guy and I am sorry that I didnt work out for you. I would have loved to fix it but was not given the chance and I understand why. Since I have tuned your car I have learned sooooo much and I am a lot better at what I do now. With the dyno being here it is amazing what you get to learn. Everyone starts somewhere and the people who think they know everything are the ones who dont move forward. I have a lot to learn and am giving it my best on a daily basis. Im just fed up with all the people hiding and all the shit talking that goes on behind peoples backs. Its funny that I am the bad guy because I do it out in the open… -Em ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/98 "2009-09-16T21:45:44Z")
Oh, so you are learning how to tune on customers cars? That’s good. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/99 "2009-09-16T21:46:00Z")
> [@EmeryatSTM](#): > > …Its funny that I am the bad guy because I do it out in the open… > > -Em You do it over the INTERNET :picard: lol @ mpd hipocrit much? ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606/100 "2009-09-16T21:49:40Z")
woah, shit got heated! gotta say, personally, mike is a stand up guy. even though I’ve only spent like $10 @ innovative for vac lines he offered his help for me when I was stuck in the area. and for that, he is ok in my book. emery, never met you, and i’ll never own a dsm, but dude… srsly. you come off as a fucking dick. not someone I would want to do business with. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-tuning/73606.md?page=6)