# Eww, last time I drink milk.

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 19, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711 "2006-09-19T16:25:26Z")
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#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/1 "2006-09-19T16:25:26Z")

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I decided I hadn’t had a nice glass of chocolate milk in awhile. Or anything milk product related. So I decided to go to wegmans to pick up a nifty bottle of milk.

So I get home a few hours ago, and start to drink a nice cool glass of chocolate milk. Mix it up, looks just fine and dandy nothing noted. I start to drink it it tasted 100% normal/looked normal. Then it happened “I’m like ugghhhh what was that” as I choked down a few pieces of chunky shit. So I look in my cup, and I’m think like “Ohh… snap I think I’m gonna puke”. I start dry heaving out of disgust trying to hold back from ruining my old windows-key free keyboard by spitting it back up. Though I was successful I feel quite queasy now. :-/

However I now have two problems.

1. I don’t think I could ever drink milk again. And I still feel like puking right now. ☹
2. If I return it, I’m probably just going to end up with more milk.
3. If I write a letter I’m just going to get a certificate to wegmans. And I hate shopping there anyways.
4. Although it smells fine, it’s quite obvious by looking at it it’s bad. Doesn’t expire until the 29th.

So what do I do?

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### Author: ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/2 "2006-09-19T16:26:28Z")

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800 joes dad

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### Author: ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/3 "2006-09-19T16:29:44Z")

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Drink whisky, not milk. Then, even if you do get chunks it’s no worse than drinking whisky normally.

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### Author: ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/4 "2006-09-19T16:31:22Z")

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grosss. story time: i got quiche from wegmans once. broccolli quiche to be exact, and we get back to the ritz and opened it and there was mold on the top.  
so we took it back. got a calzone. mold free.

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### Author: ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/5 "2006-09-19T16:32:34Z")

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i just made a tasty protein drink with some skim. but yeah, thats happened to me a few times, its fucking gross. it actually happened to me 2 times so close together, that i had to use my teeth as a strainer for a while when i drank it.

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### Author: ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/6 "2006-09-19T16:43:47Z")

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> i just made a tasty protein drink with some skim. but yeah, thats happened to me a few times, its fucking gross. it actually happened to me 2 times so close together, that i had to use my teeth as a strainer for a while when i drank it.

why didnt you just stop drinking it??

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#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/7 "2006-09-19T16:53:16Z")

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Guess I’ll go return it in a hour or two. It’s not like I’ll drink it ever again. Maybe I could get a certificate or something so I can get some decent food.

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### Author: ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/8 "2006-09-19T16:55:36Z")

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> [@Sc1chik](#):
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> why didnt you just stop drinking it??

i heart milk, minus the hormones that are in it, but im not really a growing boy anymore. plus, 8g’s of protein/cup is hard to beat, especially when youre mixing it in with a protein drink.

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### Author: ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/9 "2006-09-19T17:01:07Z")

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> i heart milk, minus the hormones that are in it, but im not really a growing boy anymore. plus, 8g’s of protein/cup is hard to beat, especially when youre mixing it in with a protein drink.

mmmmm

What flavor protein is the kicker  
I was drinking vanilla for daily for almost two months and it started to make me gag at the taste of it…

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### Author: ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/10 "2006-09-19T17:04:00Z")

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I have this orange cream stuff. Not a HUGE amount of protein, but it tastes friggen awesome. Its called Attain and its made by a company called melaleuca.

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### Author: ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/11 "2006-09-19T17:19:07Z")

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well that sounds delicious.

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### Author: ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/12 "2006-09-19T17:19:59Z")

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> I have this orange cream stuff. Not a HUGE amount of protein, but it tastes friggen awesome. Its called Attain and its made by a company called melaleuca.

That reminds me of when I started mixing mine with orange juice and it tasted like those orange creamsicles…mmmm

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#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/13 "2006-09-19T17:20:13Z")

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:tdown: i LOVE milk. Thank god that has never happened to me…though I have started slugging down milk to find out it is somewhat sour…never with storebaught chocolate milk though. Hershey’s Cookies 'n creame 4tw.

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#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/14 "2006-09-19T17:22:27Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> That reminds me of when I started mixing mine with orange juice and it tasted like those orange creamsicles…mmmm

haha thats what i used to do too. then i got a little ridiculous with adding shit in there and it started to get pretty gross.

> [@Sc1chik](#):
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> well that sounds delicious.

tastes like candy.

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#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/15 "2006-09-19T17:22:40Z")

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> [@JEG](#):
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> :tdown:slugging down milk

:tup:slugging down bitches

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#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/16 "2006-09-19T17:23:23Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> That reminds me of when I started mixing mine with orange juice and it tasted like those orange creamsicles…mmmm

a kid i work does that. somewhere in our convo he referred to his drink as being a melted creamsicle

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#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/17 "2006-09-19T17:23:58Z")

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once i ordered an irish car bomb when i was really drunk… now i dont know if you know this or not, but when the baileys, guiness and jameson meet, the baileys begins to curdle. i held the drink in my hand for far to long, talking to someone and by the time i drank it, it was one big curdle.

i drank it anyway.

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### Author: ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/18 "2006-09-19T17:24:27Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> :tup:slugging down bitches

:tdown: slugging down bitches

:tup: slugging down bitches cream

imagine getting chunks in that, fuzzy!

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### Author: ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/19 "2006-09-19T17:25:41Z")

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> :tdown: slugging down bitches
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> :tup: slugging down bitches cream
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> imagine getting chunks in that, fuzzy!

woah.  
creepy.

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#### Post date: [September 19, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eww-last-time-i-drink-milk/17711/20 "2006-09-19T18:13:58Z")

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I had bad milk once this summer. It was brand new, but the morons at Topps must have left it out in the sun or something. One of the idiots in my house accidently put the bad milk back in the fridge. The next day, thinking it was the new stuff, I drank it again, and it was even worse.:bloated: I swore off milk after that day.

The best part was, the second day my sister said “I thought that milk tasted funny on my cereal this morning. I ate it anyway though”:uhh:

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