# Exam horror story. **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 15, 2004, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501 "2004-12-15T08:53:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/1 "2004-12-15T08:53:51Z")
Let me start off by saying this… I do not poop in public. Not ever. Not at work Not at school, Not at the bar, Not anywere but a Pooper in a house. So i wrote My operations exam this morning, and I was about an hour into when i feel “the burbel” I think to my self, “this is going to be a fun hour” and press on _30 min later_ Im working on my second to last question trying to explane the economical order point of a crate of toothpaste, and i feel the burbel again, just worse, and louder. In my head im going, oh crap, you have 2 questions left Write quick! I finish the question I was working on, and move to the last one. ``` At this point i cant even see im hurting so bad, so im scribbling down whatever i can think of on this 20 mark question, writing half equations, not putting numbers anywere close to where they should be, Im about 1 quarter of a way done the question and it hit, I had to go now, no ifs ands or buts, so I write in the bottem of the question, "must poo, no time to finish" in big bold letters, hopefully trying to get a simpaty mark. ``` I then proceed to boogy out of there, trying to walk as normally as i possibly can up to the front of the exam room, and at this point walking normal probibly looked like walking with my ass and legs taped together. I get out of the exam room and think to myself, where is the cleanest, closet most confedential bathroom around, I think University 3rd floor make a B-line from the gym threw the justist wing, up the elevator, down the hall to the left and to the bathroom. You would think this is the end of my story, BUt no. It just gets worse So i get to the bathroom, and remember I have never, not once pooped in public before, NEVER. So i go and try to line the toilet with TP and it keeps falling in, meenwhile, my ass hole is becoming more unhappy, and i know this feeling, fart, and you will no longer have to need the bathroom facilitys, but the ones of a pants store, so im keeping a tight rain on things here, I finally get the TP to stay and slam my ass down, when boom, Not one Not two, Not three, But yeap Four people walk into the bathroom, Now I have a thing with making shit noises, i think its fucking funny as hell but when people do it in a public bathroom its grose, So i hold it in, Nice and tight. For like 10 min, Im about to cry by the time the last guy leaves. I just let a fire blast go, I meen i fill the toilet so much that i need a double flush, ON AN INDUSTRIAL SIZE TOLITE. So i finish my business, and go to grab some more Tp, and Wopps, looks like having to many misshapps trying to line the seats cost me, and if you have ever had green apple splatter, you know what im talking about when i say, you need a lot of TP. So i crack open the door, make sure no one is there, and sneak into the next stall grab some Tp and turn around to get back to my stall, when out of no were the maybe 29 hot cleaner lady walkes into the bathroom with me standing there holding my pants up with my ass half out, and a horrible smell comming from my stall. She just looked at me laughed and said there better not be anything in there I need to clean up and walked out. God damn what a morning. moral of this story, Pre game shits a must. Dont eat crappy frozen food the night before a big exam or you will loose 20 marks. ---
**Author:** ![Racer\_XTREME](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e47c2d/32.png) [@Racer\_XTREME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Racer_XTREME)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/2 "2004-12-15T09:03:39Z")
Dude, you can take a break from your exams and take a shit. Then get back to finishing the exam. Funny story though, i guess the moral is, don’t worry if; you taking a shit in public sounds like someone taking a shit in public, otherwise hot cleaner ladies will make fun of you to the other hot cleaner ladies, and you’ll never get action from a hot cleaner lady again. ---
**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/3 "2004-12-15T10:08:51Z")
> [@Racer 180sX](#): > > Dude, you can take a break from your exams and take a shit. Then get back to finishing the exam. > > . Oh shit ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/4 "2004-12-15T10:29:33Z")
in the summer i had a simialr story, except i got sick on the way to the exam, it was an hour and a half drive. i was in such rough shape i had to stop on the side of highway 6 and hit one of the pioneers man did i ever make a mess… ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/5 "2004-12-15T11:15:36Z")
That happened to me once. I just shiit my pants. Another time, i felt the urge before class started. I turned around and went right back home and came late to class. No way can i use public toilets. ---
**Author:** ![240sxy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/91b2a8/32.png) [@240sxy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240sxy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/6 "2004-12-15T11:40:43Z")
kldfjdklfjdsfl lkfdl;fsds kjfkldjflskfjsd ldfjdlfkdsl;fs can’t stop laughing…this story was way too funny~! muhahah… i thought it was one of those stories you read about someone else! n-e ways… thnx for making me laugh so hard!! btw im glad you are feeling much more Relived! 🙂 muhahah ---
**Author:** ![Ed1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Ed1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ed1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/7 "2004-12-15T13:00:48Z")
this is soo entertaining that this topic should be moved to the Media section 😛 I had a good laugh 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iQuAGoD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@iQuAGoD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iQuAGoD)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/8 "2004-12-15T13:12:34Z")
First of all, you can just put your hand up and a proctor will come escourt you to the restroom. Second, your grades should take priority over your childish phobia of public washrooms. Third, that was hillarious :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Altima\_boy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/altima_boy/32/5516_2.png) [@Altima\_boy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Altima_boy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/9 "2004-12-15T16:43:08Z")
haha funny shit… Something similar happened to me about 2 weeks ago, one of my last days drivin the 240 i got maybe 2 minutes from school (its a 20 minute drive) Just about to turn on the Rd and OH SHIT… Turned around went home… Fuck class its not worth feelin like ass for an hour. lol… ---
**Author:** ![spilner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@spilner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spilner)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/10 "2004-12-15T16:54:07Z")
FROM NOW ON WE SHALL CALL YOU SHIT BREAK! ![http://web.mit.edu/bball/www/media/stiffler.jpg](http://web.mit.edu/bball/www/media/stiffler.jpg) hahahahah shit break! thats so classic! amazing story btw shitbreak! ---
**Author:** ![DarkForceJackal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@DarkForceJackal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DarkForceJackal)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/11 "2004-12-17T18:23:01Z")
^^^ Hahaha! Awesome story man, awesome. =D\> ---
**Author:** ![1gq2nv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/7feea3/32.png) [@1gq2nv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1gq2nv)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/12 "2005-01-05T10:14:17Z")
[quote=“iQuABoB”] Second, your grades should take priority over your childish phobia of public washrooms.quote] Grades shmades, just another piece of paper to hang in the bathroom. can’t wait to hear what your prof had to say about your comment. DRE ---
**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/13 "2005-01-06T07:13:49Z")
lol. I got an email in my school message box saying “Under the conditions i will be marking your exam out of what you finished.” “hopefully this prediciment dosnt happen again” lol my profs great, ---
**Author:** ![DarkForceJackal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@DarkForceJackal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DarkForceJackal)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/14 "2005-01-06T21:31:10Z")
I’ve also shown your story to a ton of people, who in turn have laughed their bags off. Potty humour owns all. :owned: ---
**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/15 "2005-01-07T08:02:38Z")
LOL great :shock: ---
**Author:** ![Uniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/34f0e0/32.png) [@Uniac](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Uniac)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/exam-horror-story/82501/16 "2005-01-07T11:19:29Z")
hahahahha oh my gosh! SHIT BREAK is right! hahahahaha! i love it! I gotta start reading this stuff more often! HAHAhAAHAH!