# Example of Craigslist's best and brightest....

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 19, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063 "2011-08-19T20:45:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/1 "2011-08-19T20:45:46Z")

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[http://albany.craigslist.org/csr/2555394964.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/csr/2555394964.html)

> im 18 looking for a parttime job. i am very good with my hand. i did land scabbing and construction most of my life.  
> please contact me at 5183642487

From this, I have gathered that he has one hand, and absolutely beats the ground to a bloody pulp, then rips the scabs after the initial damage is done.

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/2 "2011-08-19T21:09:47Z")

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spell check is your friend FUCK

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/3 "2011-08-19T21:58:30Z")

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Better yet I saw a sign on a lawn on Old Wolf Road (155) that said 2 PEDL BIKS FOR SALE

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/4 "2011-08-20T00:51:05Z")

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wow

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**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/5 "2011-08-20T06:14:18Z")

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He’s very good with his “hand” just not typing with it.

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/6 "2011-08-20T10:12:21Z")

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When you put “hand” and “job” together, that usually only mean on thing. Did you got this from casual encounters??? :crackup

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**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/7 "2011-08-20T21:12:12Z")

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I emailed this broad and told her to use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation if she wants to be taken seriously as a teacher. Also told her CL wasn’t the best place to put oneself on for finding a teaching job.

[http://charleston.craigslist.org/edu/2542935024.html](http://charleston.craigslist.org/edu/2542935024.html)

My is Lorna,and I’ am a professional preschool teacher and certified Montessori specializing early childhood development .  
I, am hoping to meet some great families that need a dependable, passionate,loving and experienced teacher working with  
children one to six years old… I have 12 years experience with children but 6 years with Montessori a class up to 25 children.  
I am very close to the children and the family too. I will teach up to 5 children at my house located in Drayton off of 61  
and bees ferry before I stared to teach I was a nanny that lead me to be come a teacher.  
I enjoy it very much and children bring a smile to my face and is very rewarding. In my experience a Montessori and a nanny,  
I did the following things: looked after the children drove the kids to other extracurricular activities,art,craft,practical life,sensorial  
math,language, reading, writing, play time educational game and other activities,field trips,and all being there for the kids and loving  
them as if they were a part of my family. I do have references and I am FIRST AID and CPR certified and 15 hours training every year for DSS,  
clear background, finger print.  
I’ am available for interview at 843 640 1874

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/8 "2011-08-22T07:02:07Z")

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these people are among us.

If it were my country, I would answer all of these ads with a ding dong… click click BANG.

start weeding out the weak.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/9 "2011-08-22T23:46:08Z")

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These people are EVERYWHERE. All you have to do to spot them is drive down Central Ave on a weekday between 10am and 3pm.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/10 "2011-08-23T04:10:13Z")

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Central avenue people are scary. Especially the guy that looks like the Unabomber that talks to his hands and smacks them.

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/11 "2011-08-23T07:49:46Z")

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i’m going to start writing fake CL ads just for the lulz

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/12 "2011-08-23T10:32:34Z")

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> [@FS: Bike frame, scooter, lacross stick](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-bike-frame-scooter-lacross-stick/44315/27):
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> i’m going to start writing fake CL ads just for the lulz

pix or it didnt happen

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**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/13 "2011-09-08T17:08:04Z")

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WINTER IS COMING!!

[http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/2587896361.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/2587896361.html)

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/14 "2011-09-09T04:21:23Z")

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Merceedes…

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/15 "2011-09-09T06:37:18Z")

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> [@RateMyCop....police are pissed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ratemycop-police-are-pissed/44809/39):
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> Central avenue people are scary. Especially the guy that looks like the Unabomber that talks to his hands and smacks them.

That dude is still around? Damn. He’s legit fucking crazy. Me and my stepfather booked it out of burger king once after some pretty hustled eating, while he yelled at and punched his burger. I was like 12 when that went down. :lol

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/example-of-craigslists-best-and-brightest/260063/16 "2011-09-11T11:42:26Z")

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I havent seen him in a while but he used to go to price chopper alot when my dad worked there but he transferred stores awhile back so he doesnt seem him anymore
