# Excel Geniuses!!! I Need Help For $$$!!!

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 3, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394 "2007-10-03T11:39:19Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/1 "2007-10-03T11:39:19Z")

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True Story… But in my Computer Applications of Business class, I have been very easily distracted with all the online freedom (nyspeed mostly).

We now have a take home test that will question pretty much all major functions of the program including: if statements, index tables, lookup statements all that shit.

The test will be based off of criteria that will be given and we will have to make fully functional tables.

Anyone up to the task of doing it for me for $/hr plus a sliding bonus scale based on an B+ or A grade???

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/2 "2007-10-03T11:40:48Z")

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cheeting on nyspeed. way to publicly display something that could get u kicked out of school. I hope someone in ur class rats you out

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### Author: ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/3 "2007-10-03T11:42:46Z")

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lol, I dont… so anyone

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### Author: ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/4 "2007-10-03T11:43:58Z")

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Chriteria, cheeting? :lol: Thread already delivers.

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### Author: ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/5 "2007-10-03T12:37:15Z")

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lol. those functions you listed are pretty simple, you could try to learn them… it might take like 20 minutes, and be worth it in the long run… ???

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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/6 "2007-10-03T13:03:13Z")

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[quote=“badazzss,post:5,topic:36394"”]

lol. those functions you listed are pretty simple, you could try to learn them… it might take like 20 minutes, and be worth it in the long run… ???

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Seriously, this is simple shit here.

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### Author: ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/7 "2007-10-03T13:26:27Z")

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I realize they are simple but that should just be more of in incentive to do it eh? My money right now is less valuable than my time so im willing to pay… plus I couldn’t afford the book at the time and two book stores are all out of it so I cant even use that.

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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/8 "2007-10-03T13:29:31Z")

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Soooooo… how much?

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### Author: ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/9 "2007-10-03T13:36:27Z")

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whats your time worth for a thing of such ease?

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### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/10 "2007-10-03T13:46:17Z")

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I think Fuzzy charged me $20 an hour for his mad photoshop skillz

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### Author: ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/11 "2007-10-03T14:12:53Z")

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help file, use it

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### Author: ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/12 "2007-10-03T14:22:05Z")

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Idk, I get the test on friday so I will know for sure but I cant immagine it taking anyone more than 2hrs to complete (assuming your skills are sufficient) but with that said how about I give you $20 flat, $30 for b, $35 for b+ and 40 for A… assuming it looks like an hour of work. quick $40 bucks

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### Author: ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/13 "2007-10-03T15:00:52Z")

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I’d do it but my skillz are not up to par right now and I only have openoffice.

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### Author: ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/14 "2007-10-05T11:34:35Z")

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aww snap… one last bump, looks like a tricky teeessst

anyyyone uppp for itttt.

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### Author: ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/15 "2007-10-05T11:40:16Z")

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$100 nets you an perfect score

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/16 "2007-10-05T11:52:09Z")

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rofl this is hillarious…

excel help… its built into the program

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### Author: ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/17 "2007-10-05T11:56:04Z")

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[quote=“chino,post:16,topic:36394"”]

rofl this is hillarious…

excel help… its built into the program

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stfu and stop cock blocking my papah chase nog

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### Author: ![Tom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom/32/5140_2.png) [@Tom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tom)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/18 "2007-10-05T11:57:21Z")

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u moron tom, i have taken tons of classes on excel and would be too easy

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### Author: ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/19 "2007-10-05T11:57:44Z")

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ill do it for free

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### Author: ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/excel-geniuses-i-need-help-for/36394/20 "2007-10-05T12:02:59Z")

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fucking haters

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