# Extra Small just right for "Newman" **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 4, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953 "2010-03-04T10:53:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/1 "2010-03-04T10:53:50Z")
> **[Extra small condoms for 12 year-old boys go on sale in Switzerland](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/7361181/Extra-small-condoms-for-12-year-old-boys-go-on-sale-in-Switzerland.html)** > > Extra small condoms for boys as young as 12 are going on sale in Switzerland. [quote] **A leading condom manufacturer in Switzerland has created extra-small condoms for boys as young as 12 years old, the U.K.’s Daily Telegraph reported.** The condom, called the Hotshot, was produced after family planning groups and the Swiss AIDS Federation campaigned to have the condoms made following several studies that showed adolescent boys were not using proper protection when engaging in [intercourse](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587980,00.html?test=latestnews#). "The result that shocked us concerned young boys who display apparently risky behavior,” Nancy Bodmer, who headed the research, told the newspaper. “They have more of a tendency not to protect themselves. They do not have a very developed sexual knowledge. They do not understand the consequences of what they are doing and leave the young girls to take care of the consequences.” Bodmer said the results of the study suggest that early prevention makes sense. A spokeswoman for the company, Lamprecht AG, said the United Kingdom would be a “top priority” if they expanded abroad, especially since the U.K. has one of the highest rates of teen [pregnancy ![http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2_bing.gif](http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2_bing.gif)](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587980,00.html?test=latestnews#) in Europe. **A standard condom has a diameter of 2 inches; the Hotshot’s is 1.7 inches.[/**quote] > **['Extra Small' Condoms for 12-Year-Old Boys Go on Sale](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/03/04/extra-small-condoms-for-12-year-old-boys-go-on-sale.html?test=latestnews)** > > A leading condom manufacturer in Switzerland has created extra small condoms for boys as young as 12-years-old, the U.K.’s Daily Telegraph reported. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/2 "2010-03-04T11:13:09Z")
ordered ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/3 "2010-03-04T11:30:14Z")
I just use can coozies. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/4 "2010-03-04T11:32:00Z")
![http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml10/10004g.jpg](http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml10/10004g.jpg) also works in a pinch ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/5 "2010-03-04T11:33:10Z")
Hefty bags too. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/6 "2010-03-04T11:33:17Z")
Why is newman’s name in the title? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/7 "2010-03-04T11:35:53Z")
Because he’s poor and married to a used up hog and is consistently taking stabs at me because he’s very obviously jealous of me or my life or something. If I were in his shoes I would be too. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/8 "2010-03-04T11:40:08Z")
Oh. Is that all? ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/9 "2010-03-04T11:40:47Z")
But your penis is okay, right? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/10 "2010-03-04T11:42:49Z")
remarkably average. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/11 "2010-03-04T11:43:39Z")
Phew, thank god ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/12 "2010-03-04T11:55:29Z")
I think he may be referring to your skinny jeans. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/13 "2010-03-04T12:29:21Z")
Nah, then he’d be able to see my average sized dick print. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/14 "2010-03-04T12:31:54Z")
I use a milky way wrapper ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/15 "2010-03-04T12:32:36Z")
> [@newman](#): > > Because he’s poor and married to a used up hog and is consistently taking stabs at me because he’s very obviously jealous of me or my life or something. - > [@newman](#): > > drives honda’s = Newman hate ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/16 "2010-03-04T12:36:30Z")
the number of threads with ‘newman’ in the title is just mind boggling instead of of the logo with the cars coming out of it, we should just put his goofy face ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/17 "2010-03-04T12:40:51Z")
haha, HEY! my face isn’t goofy! ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/18 "2010-03-04T12:43:10Z")
haha seriously, right below this one is another thread with your name in it. The posting is almost completely irrelevant to anything about you or what you do. The car posted is a completely different shade of green. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/19 "2010-03-04T12:50:16Z")
Newman Just wanted to say it. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/extra-small-just-right-for-newman/79953/20 "2010-03-04T12:50:59Z")
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