# eye speek engrish

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 29, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279 "2009-03-29T13:16:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/1 "2009-03-29T13:16:08Z")

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[http://cgi.ebay.com/i-pod-16gb-touch\_W0QQitemZ260383953157QQcmdZViewItemQQptZOther\_MP3\_Players?hash=item260383953157&\_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&\_trkparms=66:2|65:1|39:1|240:1318](http://cgi.ebay.com/i-pod-16gb-touch_W0QQitemZ260383953157QQcmdZViewItemQQptZOther_MP3_Players?hash=item260383953157&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66:2%7C65:1%7C39:1%7C240:1318)

really?

read the description…  
3rd grade English fail…

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/2 "2009-03-29T13:23:57Z")

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,x.cfbnjksdfhvglsgnfvlhgbsdlifvgbasiudgfblvhawegbflhvgasdjfgvahlgfvhagfhgbvashcgavhgbfhagbfvhbzsd

Seriously though, how do people bid on that?

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/3 "2009-03-29T13:40:40Z")

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owwwww

my brain hurts

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/4 "2009-03-29T13:49:21Z")

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as i looked at the pitcher it lookes like the skreen is cracked but it is not its must be a shatto

omg. i lost it when i read shatto lol

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**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/5 "2009-03-29T16:49:04Z")

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ohohh shadow! lol.  
I spent like 4 mins trying to figure out what the fuck that meant. lol.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/6 "2009-03-29T16:55:55Z")

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lol

holy shit. i’m quoting for the future…

> hi i have this one year old i pod touch 16 gb that we bought about one year ago that we bown loaded songa then it stoped working and we can not get it working a gine and we took it back to walmart and thay sead we need a recite and acorce we can not find it so we are out of luck so hear it is if you work on theses it mite be somthing simpol or not but it is as is no refunds at all the skreen will not power up but when you hook it up it reeds it in the compter but it will not do enythang els thanks for looking if you need you can call me at 440 341 1715 as i looked at the pitcher it lookes like the skreen is cracked but it is not its must be a shatto skreen is good just will not tern on

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/7 "2009-03-29T16:57:04Z")

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lol. someone please call that number.

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/8 "2009-03-29T16:58:47Z")

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wtf

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**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/9 "2009-03-29T17:04:59Z")

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lol… Puertorican?

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/10 "2009-03-29T17:07:10Z")

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and someone bought it? lol

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**Author:** ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/11 "2009-03-29T17:33:26Z")

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i currently live in that area code. that ad doesn’t surprise me one bit.

edit: just did a reverse lookup. the seller is 5 minutes from me. im the minority around here. its 99% presidents

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**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/12 "2009-03-29T19:58:21Z")

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> [@deebo](#):
>
> and someone bought it? lol

not only that but they paid a lot of money to buy a broken one.

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**Author:** ![dyingtolive15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingtolive15/32/7472_2.png) [@dyingtolive15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingtolive15)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/13 "2009-03-29T20:07:14Z")

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wow…just wow

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/14 "2009-03-29T20:11:26Z")

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Someone bought it for $182.50?? HUH?

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/15 "2009-03-29T20:26:19Z")

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It’s okay, I speak fluent Mongoloid.

> [@Original](#):
>
> hi i have this one year old i pod touch 16 gb that we bought about one year ago that we bown loaded songa then it stoped working and we can not get it working a gine and we took it back to walmart and thay sead we need a recite and acorce we can not find it so we are out of luck so hear it is if you work on theses it mite be somthing simpol or not but it is as is no refunds at all the skreen will not power up but when you hook it up it reeds it in the compter but it will not do enythang els thanks for looking if you need you can call me at 440 341 1715 as i looked at the pitcher it lookes like the skreen is cracked but it is not its must be a shatto skreen is good just will not tern on

> [@Translated](#):
>
> Hi, I have had this one year old iPod Touch 16GB that we bought about one year ago. We downloaded a song, then it stopped working and we cannot get it working again. We took it back to Wal\*Mart, and they said we need a receipt. Of course, we cannot find it, so we are out of luck.
> 
> If you work on these, it might be something simple, but I don’t know, so it’s as is, no refunds. The screen will not power up, but when you hook it up, it reads it in the computer, but won’t do anything else.
> 
> Thanks for looking, if you need, you can call me at (440) 341-1715.
> 
> (P.S.: As I looked at the picture, it looks like the screen is cracked, but it’s not. It must be a shadow. The screen is good, it just won’t turn on.)

You’re all welcome.

E: It probably just needs to be put in recovery mode and get reset from iTunes, I had it happen with my iPhone once. It’s not a biggie, and it seems reasonable, based on his description. I would have paid $182.50 to get that, fix it, and resell it, if I were in the business.

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/16 "2009-03-30T05:41:01Z")

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no periods or anything. This is worse than I can do

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**Author:** ![tinsil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tinsil/32/5365_2.png) [@tinsil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tinsil)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-speek-engrish/65279/17 "2009-03-30T08:02:37Z")

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that person probably does speak English but just can’t spell or read like half of the American public. Stay in school!!!
