# F\*ckin cops **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [July 18, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722 "2008-07-18T10:34:17Z") **Posts on this page:** 9 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101) #### Post date: [July 18, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722/1 "2008-07-18T10:34:17Z")
So, I just picked up a Toyota Tercel, I painted it flat black, I heard that flat black is the least likely color to pull over. Kill two birds with one stone eh? Not so much. I was in the twn of hamburg and I saw a few girls out front of a local restaurant. I got on it a bit and the transmission kicked down to 1st gear, I bought this car for gas mpg but it does really rip when flogged! I pull over and talk to them, when all of a sudden some po nine pulls up and starts yelling at me. Long story short, he writes me a ticket for illegal lights (my neons, oh well) unsafe start…fucking pig didn’t even see me take off. Color of car not matching registration. I saw some kid in a old bmw (probably daddys car) stair me down, I think he wanted to race…but idk, he probably snitched. fucking trust fund babys and their daddys bimmers. ---
### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff) #### Post date: [July 18, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722/2 "2008-07-18T10:35:28Z")
IHI ---
### Author: ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN) #### Post date: [July 18, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722/3 "2008-07-18T10:35:39Z")
yeah this would be funny if u actually posted it in tune to the other thread. you FAIL ---
### Author: ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe) #### Post date: [July 18, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722/4 "2008-07-18T10:35:39Z")
eh… D- ---
### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4) #### Post date: [July 18, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722/5 "2008-07-18T10:35:59Z")
:fail: ---
### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil) #### Post date: [July 18, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722/6 "2008-07-18T10:36:35Z")
ughhhh… don’t quit your day job ---
### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee) #### Post date: [July 18, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722/7 "2008-07-18T10:36:53Z")
-1/10 no originality, total predictability. ---
### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry) #### Post date: [July 18, 2008, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722/8 "2008-07-18T10:41:01Z")
:lol: Glorious fail. A for effort! ---
### Author: ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk) #### Post date: [July 18, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-ckin-cops/51722/9 "2008-07-18T10:44:01Z")
Parody FTL.