# F\*cking weaksauce

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 27, 2008, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935 "2008-08-27T07:57:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/41 "2008-08-27T08:46:43Z")

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Pics of 14 year olds?

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/42 "2008-08-27T08:47:21Z")

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statutory \> embarass

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/43 "2008-08-27T08:47:46Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> Pics of 14 year olds?

:word:

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/44 "2008-08-27T08:51:59Z")

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> [@JEG](#):
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> Yeah she is the youngest so she is like…the princess. She was sittin there callin me a fagget and a queer and shit becuase I wouldnt get up to help her clean (I was like hacking up a fucking lung lol), and I called her a bitch, so my mom fuckin flips shit on me. its ok though…I’ll get her back. Friday is her birthday and she is having like 12 of her little 14 yr old friends over, all of whome have like huge crushes on me…I’ll just get wasted and embarris the fuck out of her lmfao. kids dont forget lol.

aww bro that’s rough. i mean you let your family let live with you, the least they can do is let you sleep in until at least noon. it would be way funny though if you sat at home and got wasted by yourself then ruined her 14th bday. that would totally show that bitch who’s boss and keep her from trying to wake you up to help clean again.

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/45 "2008-08-27T08:53:05Z")

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Runing a siblings birthday party is totally metal…

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/46 "2008-08-27T08:54:10Z")

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omg I was joking I wouldnt really do that to her. C’mon now…I may be an asshole at times but i’m not sadistic.

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/47 "2008-08-27T08:55:10Z")

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Originally I was pissed at how retarded this thread was, but then I read a few following posts and am now thankful Jeg created this incredible thread.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/48 "2008-08-27T08:55:52Z")

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so just fingerbang one of her friends in the basement and then tell her about it when the girl turns 18. revenge is a dish best served cold.

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**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/49 "2008-08-27T08:56:55Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> so just fingerbang one of her friends in the basement and then tell her about it when the girl turns 18. revenge is a dish best served cold.

GROSS

+karma

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/50 "2008-08-27T08:57:31Z")

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> [@JEG](#):
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> omg I was joking I wouldnt really do that to her. C’mon now…I may be an asshole at times but i’m not sadistic.

totally lame and not metal. i always thought you were cool and metal. guess you’re a faggot like everyone says afterall.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/51 "2008-08-27T09:01:59Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> statutory \> embarass

A+

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/52 "2008-08-27T09:03:34Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> so just fingerbang one of her friends in the basement and then tell her about it when the girl turns 18. revenge is a dish best served cold.

:pedo:

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/53 "2008-08-27T09:10:52Z")

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IF YOU WAS SHOT 2MORROW…I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

…_…|…\_\_\_\_**, ,  
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…/_==o;;;;;;;;**_.😕  
…), —.(() /  
…// (…) ), ----"  
…////  
…//_//  
.//**\_//

WE TRUE HOMIES  
WE RIDE TOGETHER  
WE DIE TOGETHER  
send this GUN to every thread you care about including this one if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/54 "2008-08-27T09:44:07Z")

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where has this post gone lol

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/55 "2008-08-27T10:06:27Z")

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:gotme:

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/56 "2008-08-27T10:35:34Z")

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> [@dreid](#):
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> where has this post gone lol

where did this post start :gotme:

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/57 "2008-08-27T10:38:11Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> where did this post start :gotme:

:gotme: lol

Sorry for the lame ass thread guys. I’m just bored as fuck sittin around all day. I wanna take my dog for a walk in the park but I cant even muster the energy to walk to my car let alone walk that freakin beast. He tends to walk me lol…damn 130lb monster dog.

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**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/58 "2008-08-27T10:44:25Z")

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don’t apologize, I have been laughing my ass off for the last few minutes reading this

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/59 "2008-08-27T11:03:38Z")

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> [@JEG](#):
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> :gotme: lol
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> Sorry for the lame ass thread guys. I’m just bored as fuck sittin around all day. I wanna take my dog for a walk in the park but I cant even muster the energy to walk to my car let alone walk that freakin beast. He tends to walk me lol…damn 130lb monster dog.

Two solutions:

a) put on skates or sit on a skateboard and let him pull you around

b) ride him.

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cking-weaksauce/53935/60 "2008-08-27T11:06:02Z")

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> [@JEG](#):
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> :gotme: lol
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> Sorry for the lame ass thread guys. I’m just bored as fuck sittin around all day. I wanna take my dog for a walk in the park but I cant even muster the energy to walk to my car let alone walk that freakin beast. He tends to walk me lol…damn 130lb monster dog.

bro, make that bitch sister walk him. just stay home resting up and getting amped for the bday party on friday.

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