# F cops (long read but good) **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 7, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648 "2007-08-07T09:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![xlogic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/59ef9b/32.png) [@xlogic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xlogic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/21 "2007-08-07T11:00:35Z")
so…wanna tell me again that you use your hookah for flavored tobacco? lol ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/22 "2007-08-07T11:05:00Z")
at lease he didnt find the giant hookah in the trunk 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/23 "2007-08-07T11:16:05Z")
> [@Fat boss vs chair \*vid\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-boss-vs-chair-vid/31777/9): > > dude stop bitching, seriously its not that bad. if you wanna see bad let me post up some of my cop stories involving nothing but window tint, and how they called backup, and my car was searched ect o and let me not forget the last time where a cop pulled the dukes of hazard move and blocked the road just to meter my windows and then people got pissed at him for it. this must have been in the same dream you had with putting a 350 into a fwd car,…:bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![jph102900](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jph102900/32/6049_2.png) [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/24 "2007-08-07T11:21:17Z")
> [@Damn, Melissa Holmes is HOT.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/18): > > this must have been in the same dream you had with putting a 350 into a fwd car,…:bowrofl: ouch…:owned: ---
**Author:** ![NOTLUZN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@NOTLUZN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NOTLUZN)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/25 "2007-08-07T12:01:27Z")
i think that were too fucking high to see the stop sign. you deserve to get busted. typical pothead assclown! almost forgot. that cop probably knows a few people on this board and since you admitted to smoking pot they’ll be looking for you. now the paranoia set’s in. ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/26 "2007-08-07T12:36:47Z")
> [@Pics of the CTS-V (56k warning)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pics-of-the-cts-v-56k-warning/31733/25): > > i think that were too fucking high to see the stop sign. you deserve to get busted. typical pothead assclown! > > almost forgot. that cop probably knows a few people on this board and since you admitted to smoking pot they’ll be looking for you. now the paranoia set’s in. can’t pull over any farther ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/27 "2007-08-07T12:38:59Z")
> [@Saturn Vue](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saturn-vue/31770/29): > > can’t pull over any farther MEOW ---
**Author:** ![4doors5gears](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doors5gears/32/6006_2.png) [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/28 "2007-08-07T12:48:10Z")
Littering and… Littering and… Littering and… ---
**Author:** ![fico](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fico/32/6038_2.png) [@fico](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fico)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/29 "2007-08-07T12:49:26Z")
Sorry for the miss typeing, i was in class and the professor walks around so i kept opening and hiding the window so i didnt always pick up where i left off I WAS NO LONGER HIGH > [@Well i think we have a winner finally!! \*NO 56K\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-i-think-we-have-a-winner-finally-no-56k/31778/17): > > …although i was high i could pick out when he switched his words… ---
**Author:** ![NOTLUZN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@NOTLUZN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NOTLUZN)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/30 "2007-08-07T12:49:49Z")
> [@Saturn Vue](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saturn-vue/31770/29): > > can’t pull over any farther SUPERTROOPERS!! ---
**Author:** ![gsxgate24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@gsxgate24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gsxgate24)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/31 "2007-08-07T12:55:22Z")
oh fico fico fico. read the mess im in then complain ---
**Author:** ![yamaha](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamaha/32/5929_2.png) [@yamaha](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamaha)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/32 "2007-08-07T13:13:02Z")
> [@Well i think we have a winner finally!! \*NO 56K\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-i-think-we-have-a-winner-finally-no-56k/31778/25): > > I WAS NO LONGER HIGH But you were high earlier in the day. The cop simply did his job. It’s not his fault you don’t know what a six sided red sign that says stop. ---
**Author:** ![jph102900](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jph102900/32/6049_2.png) [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/33 "2007-08-07T13:14:58Z")
> [@Damn, Melissa Holmes is HOT.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/20): > > But you were high earlier in the day. The cop simply did his job. It’s not his fault you don’t know what a six sided red sign that says stop. Are you high? Last time I checked an OCTagon as 8 sides :bigok: ---
**Author:** ![yamaha](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamaha/32/5929_2.png) [@yamaha](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamaha)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/34 "2007-08-07T13:17:33Z")
:owned: I didn’t even catch that. ---
**Author:** ![jph102900](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jph102900/32/6049_2.png) [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/35 "2007-08-07T13:20:54Z")
> [@Anyone sell locally...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-sell-locally/31784/4): > > :owned: I didn’t even catch that. Haha its ok. Just goes to show how slow my day is going at work that I have enough time to correct/catch that kind of stuff. ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/36 "2007-08-07T13:33:28Z")
meow ---
**Author:** ![jph102900](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jph102900/32/6049_2.png) [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/37 "2007-08-07T13:41:56Z")
> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/2111): > > meow I swear to God, I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says shenaningans! ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/38 "2007-08-07T14:05:03Z")
shenaningans! ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/39 "2007-08-07T14:14:28Z")
I need to get my broom ---
**Author:** ![Jper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Jper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jper)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648/40 "2007-08-07T14:15:11Z")
> [@Well i think we have a winner finally!! \*NO 56K\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-i-think-we-have-a-winner-finally-no-56k/31778/17): > > although i was high\ Its people like you that cause innocent deaths. Dont drive under the influence of anything. You are lucky he didnt nab you for being high. Im preety sure you then lose your license if your caught high and driving? Someone correct me if Im wrong because I dont know for sure… But seriously dude what the hell, you come on here complaining you got pulled over for nothing then the next breath you say you were high, if you are looking for sympathy go somewhere else. You must have been high when you were writing this post. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cops-long-read-but-good/191648.md?page=3)